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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    The new Pierce Brosnan action figure. Pull here to hear one of 2 phrases: "Barnd, James Barnd" or "I'm going aftah him".
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    Posts: 13,355
    "Now, if I can just pull this off..."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited August 2011 Posts: 2,629
    "Wait, this fake beard isn't called a French tickler? Sophhie is going to be very disappointed."
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886


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    Brozzer should have had that flavour saver during his Bond tenure and things might have been way more interesting... :>
  • 006006
    Posts: 159
    I found this drunk guy outside who claims he used to be James Bond
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,138
    "Barbara...barbara it's a joke. It's not a real beard..."

    "Yes it is, now I'm going aftaaa her."

    "Pierce shut up, I can get you Bond 21...hang on,have you been drinking with Quentin again?"

  • SJK91SJK91
    edited August 2011 Posts: 1,310
    "Come on Pierce, show 'em! Do that pain face thing you were doing earlier! I'm telling you guys, it's hilarious."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,976
    Greg (as a murmur): "Pierce, you stink of whiskey and shame again. I won't be doing 'The Matador 2' with you."
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited August 2011 Posts: 886
    Brozzer: "You can't pull it off..."
    Greg: "And you didn't, your films were naff."
    http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot B-)
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,264
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    See, this one IS real! Pierce DOES have enough facial hair to grow a beard, the one in DAD was a stunt-double
  • LudsLuds MIA
    Posts: 1,986
    Kinnear: "See, his natural pain face isn't as bad as the movie one"
  • NicNacNicNac Administrator, Moderator
    Posts: 7,582
    Peirce shows off his latest face lift and Greg Kinnear admires Pierce's pubic hair
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    edited August 2011 Posts: 13,978
    Kinnear: "Don't worry Pierce, i'll just strecth your face a bit, and you'll be back as Bond in no time."
  • JinxJinx
    Posts: 102
    you guys are horrible!
  • St_GeorgeSt_George Shuttling Drax's lovelies to the space doughnut - happy 40th, MR!
    Posts: 1,699
    "Dannny-Dannny-Dannny, pull my beard!"

    * fart *
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited August 2011 Posts: 886
    Does the carpet match the curtains wonders Kinnear.
    How wrong is that?:-S
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,138
    "Greg, it is not just like Pussy Galores."
  • whisperwhisper
    Posts: 23
    "Gottle o geer"
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited August 2011 Posts: 886
    Judging soon Mr Bait? :-D
  • SharkBaitSharkBait
    Posts: 2,107
    I'll give it another 24 hours if anyone doesn't mind. There's still time to participate ;) *wink wink*
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    I'll give it another 24 hours if anyone doesn't mind. There's still time to participate ;) *wink wink*

    :-bd
  • SharkBaitSharkBait
    Posts: 2,107
    1st place ; SJK91 with this funny entry
    "Come on Pierce, show 'em! Do that pain face thing you were doing earlier! I'm telling you guys, it's hilarious."
    2nd place ; 006, because it could all be real
    I found this drunk guy outside who claims he used to be James Bond
    3rd place ; Major with tis'un
    The new Pierce Brosnan action figure. Pull here to hear one of 2 phrases: "Barnd, James Barnd" or "I'm going aftah him".
    Shared 4th place; The rest by Benny, Mr. Finger, and Luds were all somewhat equally funny
    "Barbara...barbara it's a joke. It's not a real beard..."

    "Yes it is, now I'm going aftaaa her."

    "Pierce shut up, I can get you Bond 21...hang on,have you been drinking with Quentin again?"

    Brozzer: "You can't pull it off..."
    Greg: "And you didn't, your films were naff."
    http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot B-)
    Kinnear: "See, his natural pain face isn't as bad as the movie one"
    Congrats to the winner. It's up to you now SJK91 :)

    And remember ; you're all special :D (and somewhat twisted... some of you :p )

  • SJK91SJK91
    Posts: 1,310
    Thanks @SharkBait!

    Now this one is just setting itself up ;-)

    http://screenmusings.org/Octopussy/pages/Oct_974.htm

    Good luck to all!
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    "Conerrrrryyyyy."
  • SharkBaitSharkBait
    Posts: 2,107
    -It's marvelous!

    Roger Moore thinking "If I just kept my breath like this I could keep it up all night long"
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited August 2011 Posts: 886
    Ms Pussy noticed things started to deflate when May Day walked in.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    "How long has that mirror been up there?"
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited August 2011 Posts: 886
    The early tests of Botox with Moore proved uneventful with no-one being able to tell the difference. @-)
  • thelordflasheartthelordflasheart
    Posts: 1,370
    "Oh, James, that little blue pill is a miracle! Now there's finally a part of you that isn't completely covered in wrinkles!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "James! Q surely is a genius!"
    "I don't think Q makes Viagra darling."
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