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"This guy is Bond? But, he's holding a pink poodle. James Bond wouldn't hold a pink poodle!"
We have a winner! =D>
"First I'm going to take this pink poodle to the vet, then I'm going to have the vet put it to sleep. Then I'm going to kiss the dead dog. I love kissing dead pink things.
Since no one got it, let's see who came the closest.
5. Willy with:
The dog decided to let Brosnan know what it thought about his tenure as Bond by depositing a 'treat' in his hand...
4. 4EverBonded with:
Overheard on the set of TND:
Pierce: "That stupid pampered self centered bitch! I'll never work with her again, even if she sits up and begs."
Director: "Uh, Pierce ... Teri is standing right behind you."
Brosnan: "Teri? But ... er... I was just talking about this little prissy darling! Always underfoot ... heh heh!" He quickly scoops up the nearby poodle.The make up artist steps up and takes her poodle back and walks away, shaking her head.
Teri doesn't even glance at Pierce. She puts down her mirror and walks over to the catering table for a couple more sandwiches and an eclair, "And here I thought Pierce loved animals. You just never know what people are really like ... hey! Don't touch that, I'm the star here! I get the biggest eclair! It's in my friggin' contract!"
Pierce and director look at each other and sigh. It was a looooooooooooong shoot some days on that film.
3. Qbranch with:
"Pink Poodle to White Rook- I've evacuated the area. Ask the Admiral where he'd like his dog delivered."
2. OBrady with
During the filming of GoldenEye, EON had to deal with Brosnan and the "special friend" he often brought on set. Just a week into filming there were massive reports all over Pinewood Studios that Barbara Broccoli and Famke Jenssen were constantly having their legs humped and that Martin Campbell's trailer was often used as a bathroom, the smell of urine and feces impossible to get out of the carpet. But enough about Pierce's antics; that dog of his was pretty bad too.
And the winning entry is:
Thunderfinger with:
Haha, just declare yourself the winner already.
and for...
Now you know what I can do with my pinky finger, Pinky."
Congrats Thunderfinger. Over to you
Anyways...
"Death to the MI6 infidels"
or
"I will take over Iran and isshue a fatwa aginsht any man who doesn't shlap a woman at leasht onche a day".
"This is in-Ayatollah-able"
After saying "Never Say Never Again!" Sean Connery has once again changed his mind. In a shock move by Disney who have attained rights by McClory, Connery has agreed to make "TurbanBall!"
"You shall not (Khyber) Pass!"
Some great ones so far. Do not be shy, people. Feel free to slander islam. Extra bonus points for it.
Thank you Sir. :-)
You're quite welcome :-)
"After not picking up a script in years, Sir Sean Connery figured he would pick up some new reading: the Quran."
Sean Connery is James Bond
in
Ian Fleming's
From Riyadh With Love
Synopsis
T.U.R.B.A.N (Terrorism and Ultimate Revenge By Allah Nutters) plan to kill James Bond for his killing of Dr. Nosama, a T.U.R.B.A.N senior operative, and to humiliate the British Secret Service. The plan involves the seduction of James Bond with a Saudi Arabian Khyber clerk, Tahani Ruwaidah, the bait being the Lektor decoding machine. However, the plan begins to crumble when Tahani refuses to have sex with Bond as she is muslim and can't do it out of wedlock. The couple board the Omani Express, where there is death aplenty.
Love. Death. Ramadan.
This Bond's got it all!
October 2016
From the Lesser Satan With Love
"Ramadama-Ding-Dong"
Several Scandinavian kindergarteners have been screentested for the next Bond girl role.