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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited June 2014 Posts: 2,629
    These guys aren't the reason for that slight stiffness I have.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    GOLFFINGERS

    or THUNDERFOURBALLS

    You mean 8Balls?

    Once again, the Australian Shadow Theatre Festival was ruined by sunshine.
    Once again, George was not surprised.

    Four balls is a golfing term. But I'm sure you already knew that. ;-)

    It's a baseball term on this side of the pond. :P
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Well this round is, ahem, putting along just nicely. Keep the captions coming, folks!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    George suddenly knew how to put his golf club to good use.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    George wanted to go clubbing. This was not what he had in mind.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    George: "These sad blokes make me miss the days when I had to contend with Diana Rigg's garlic breath..."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    George (to the guy on the left): "Nice trousers. I have a kilt in the same pattern."
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    After running into more fans, George contemplated returning to the old folks home. He couldn't stand the attention of 40-to-50 year old men with goofy pants and giddy attitudes, much like himself on the set of OHMSS.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    After playing a round of golf with three proctologists, it gave a new meaning to the term "a hole in one".
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
    edited June 2014 Posts: 5,080
    After posing for a picture with some Bond fans, the chap in the shorts requested an autograph from George Lazenby. When asked what he wants to be signed, the man threw his legs open and said, "Alimentary".
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited June 2014 Posts: 2,629
    George: "These guys are complete wankers. When they used the ball washer to wash their balls, they weren't washing their golf balls."

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited June 2014 Posts: 14,568
    Judging this in a couple of days, folks. Get your entries in while you can!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "You think you have a lot of guts. Well, let us find out."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Thunderfinger wrote:
    "You think you have a lot of guts. Well, let us find out."
    Sorry, I'll ask a bit nicer. PLEASE get your entries in while you can.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited June 2014 Posts: 18,270
    George: "Yeah, I was only a hole in one ya know!"
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
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    Dragonpol wrote:
    George: "Yeah, I was only a hole in one ya know!"

    More like the "A-hole" in one.

  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    JWESTBROOK wrote:
    Dragonpol wrote:
    George: "Yeah, I was only a hole in one ya know!"

    More like the "A-hole" in one.

    As OHMSS is the tops for me I can't agree. ;)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited June 2014 Posts: 14,568
    (George, looking at guy on left): "I said- let's aim for a triple BOGEY- not stogie!"

    Time to judge, ladies and gents. This pic got more hilarious captions than I anticipated, so well done to all, and thank you for playing.

    Breaking even on par, but just missing out on a place at the podium is:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    "I wonder...if I fart, will they go away?"
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    George: "These sad blokes make me miss the days when I had to contend with Diana Rigg's garlic breath..."
    Creasy47 wrote:
    After running into more fans, George contemplated returning to the old folks home. He couldn't stand the attention of 40-to-50 year old men with goofy pants and giddy attitudes, much like himself on the set of OHMSS.
    4EverBonded wrote:
    George: "Try as you might, you'll never make it as a Double O. Your shooting stances are as lousy as your golf scores."
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Confusion reigned when George wanted some birdies for a foursome.

    And now, the finalists:

    <font color=brown>3RD PLACE</font>
    Smashing the ball all the way to the green for an Eagle is:
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    GOLFFINGERS

    <font color=grey>2ND PLACE</font>
    Coming in at second place with a nice Albatross is:
    4EverBonded wrote:
    Guy on left* "We're just getting ready to show you where you can put this big fat cigar, George. That was the last time we let you cheat in a golf match."

    <font color=orange>1ST PLACE</font>
    And winning the tournament with a perfect Condor (hole-in-one) is:
    Mrcoggins wrote:
    Pro Celebrity Golf this week George plays a round with a bunch of Proctologist !! (Bum Doctors)
    Congratulations, @Mrcoggins! (*golf claps*) I'll buy you a round at the 19th hole (no pun!) ;)

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  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Thanks for the shout out, @QBranch! I appreciate it and look forward to the next round yet again. :-)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    No probs, my friend ;)
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    Thankyou Q I don't know what I'd do without you. I'm quite shocked that I won this round the quality of the entries this time was great .
    I cannot post pictures on here at this time I'm on an I Pad with a mind of its own so it's best if I pass on this round So First in best dressed help your self .
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited June 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Mrcoggins wrote:
    Thankyou Q I don't know what I'd do without you. I'm quite shocked that I won this round the quality of the entries this time was great .
    I cannot post pictures on here at this time I'm on an I Pad with a mind of its own so it's best if I pass on this round So First in best dressed help your self .

    I'll put a photo up for you @Mrcoggins. You can still have your turn to vote:

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    My pleasure, @MrCoggins, and thanks @WillyGalore :)>-
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Miss Piggy mistook the drooling of Roger as he felt up that fine piece of ham.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited June 2014 Posts: 6,396
    This was not what Roger had in mind when he told the producers that he really wanted to pork the next Bond girl.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited June 2014 Posts: 14,568
    Ironically, Roger Hamjet was the only one who didn't need proton pills to get it up for Miss Piggy.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
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    Roger was keen to prove that his latest Bond Girl made a total and utter pig of herself.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "A nose, not a pork loin Q!!"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    The Roger Moore puppet looked very lifelike beside Miss Piggy.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Roger always enjoyed a juicy pork.
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