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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Brosnan's two cats, 'GoldenEye' and 'Remington'. GoldenEye is the ginger one and Remington's teal.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited October 2015 Posts: 18,270
    OK, Judging Time has arrived again. All of the captions were really good so it's very difficult to narrow it down to a Top Three but here goes:

    Third Place - @Tokoloshe with:

    After sampling Roger's omelette, Stacey's cat was wishing he had stuck to the Whiska's.

    Second Place - @QBranch with:

    "Hello, my name is Mr. Greene. My friends call me Tominic."

    First Place - @Thunderfinger with:

    Greenpaws was worried about the sustainability of their mousehunt.

    So take it away @Thunderfinger!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Wow, thanks. Here you are:
    the-intellectual-cat-john-vito-figorito.jpg
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Blofeld's cat, checks out the script for Bond 25.
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    Tiddles was alarmed to find that the only Fleming character to have a cat wasn't Blofeld, it was Oddjob...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    =))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    edited October 2015 Posts: 13,384
    Sorry, double post.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    It was beginning to dawn on the cat that maybe Blofeld's eyesight was deteriorating when he had mistaken his tail for the lead to the kettle ....

    Coincidentally, Blofeld was wondering why it was taking more than 6 hours to make a cup of tea.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Kitty licked her lips as she read the Gypsy Camp fight scene in Ian Fleming's From Russia with Love (1957).
  • AceHoleAceHole Belgium, via Britain
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    A positively livid Blofeld to his incompetent PA:
    "You utter moron - I said "kitty litter", not "literature"...!!
  • DariusDarius UK
    Posts: 354
    AceHole wrote: »
    A positively livid Blofeld to his incompetent PA:
    "You utter moron - I said "kitty litter", not "literature"...!!

    :))
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited October 2015 Posts: 18,270
    Kitty reading Goldfinger: "Eek! Obbjob eats cats!!!"
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
    Posts: 2,667
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Kitty reading Goldfinger: "Eek! Obbjob eats cats!!!"


    That was my earlier point!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Tokoloshe wrote: »
    Dragonpol wrote: »
    Kitty reading Goldfinger: "Eek! Obbjob eats cats!!!"


    That was my earlier point!

    Ah, sorry, yes. It was all I could come up with!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    But I am sure there are more captions out there? Some brilliant jokes already.
  • DariusDarius UK
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    Blofeld's kitten scours the complete works of Fleming for a mention, but is sadly disappointed.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited October 2015 Posts: 18,270
    Kitty is intrigued by the "All Cats are Grey" chapter title in Ian Fleming's On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1963).
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    Tiddles fails to see the sexual excitement in the hardback version of 'Fifty Shades of Grey.'
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Kitty: "I'm glad the Hildebrand Rarity got it!"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    A look inside Tiddles' desperate attempts to find a local catnip dealer in the phone book.
  • TokolosheTokoloshe Under your bed
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    I'm half way through Octopussy and there's not a bloody cat in sight?!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Kitty was enjoying Goldfinger so far. Well, they had promised pussy galore...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Kitty was really enjoying his new book ....
    ... " Revenge of the cat : by Claude Balls "
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Bumping.

    Sadly, there were no pictures in any of the Blofeld catalogues.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Kitty was frightened reading Blofeld's Kitty Diary, somehow Tuesday's entry
    " Cat worm suppository 10am " filled him with dread !
  • MyNameIsMyBondRnMyNameIsMyBondRn WhereYouLeastExpectMeToBe
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    .."..Where can I find that Sharp Guy.."..!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Cat: "They'll print anything these days!"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Wow, thanks. Here you are:
    the-intellectual-cat-john-vito-figorito.jpg

    Young Mr Tiddles found the plans for Young Bond by Young Blofeld 'delicious!'.

  • MyNameIsMyBondRnMyNameIsMyBondRn WhereYouLeastExpectMeToBe
    Posts: 221
    .."-Oh; There He Is..!.."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited November 2015 Posts: 45,489
    The day of reckoning is here. Thanks for playing to everyone.

    Honorable mention:
    Thunderpussy wrote: »
    =))
    and
    Thunderpussy wrote: »
    Sorry, double post.

    The medalists:

    Third place:
    AceHole wrote: »
    A positively livid Blofeld to his incompetent PA:
    "You utter moron - I said "kitty litter", not "literature"...!!

    That was ace.

    Second place:
    WillyGalore wrote: »
    It was beginning to dawn on the cat that maybe Blofeld's eyesight was deteriorating when he had mistaken his tail for the lead to the kettle ....

    Coincidentally, Blofeld was wondering why it was taking more than 6 hours to make a cup of tea.

    Let s hope this makes its way into Bond 25.

    First place:
    Tokoloshe wrote: »
    Tiddles was alarmed to find that the only Fleming character to have a cat wasn't Blofeld, it was Oddjob...

    Good call. Over to @Tokoloshe!

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