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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    A maize nng!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Hey, @Dragonpol. I think we are done.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    From the expression on its face, I think that cat might be too.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bumping that as well.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Meeeeeowwwww!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    OK, I will be judging this tomorrow, Saturday 6 May, so get your last few entries in before then. Thanks!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    You failed, it's the piranhas for you my friend! It's the seventh today....
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    May the tenth be with you.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    For months the poor cat gnawed on that lab-grown regenerating corn cob—gums bleeding, tongue raw, teeth dislodging—wondering when the cruel Lord Draggers would finally release it from this living nightmare. A fate worse than chained Prometheus and his regenerating liver, methinks.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    John Gardner decided to stop writing James Bond novels after the one with the cat-and-corn torture scene. That was just a step too weird for Bond. Even his Bond. Even his 90s Bond. And there was just no reason the cat of all characters should be quoting poetry.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    I will keep going until you stop me.

    Said the cat.

    Also, me.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
    edited May 2017 Posts: 6,844
    Have you heard the one about the cat tied to a corn on the cob who loves baseball?
    His favorite player was Ty Cobb.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Blofeld's cat was doing his own nine-eyes program, gnawing his own corn-er of the internet.

    corny enough?
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    And this is how the SARS epidemic began.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Judging tonight - finally!
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited May 2017 Posts: 18,270
    Judging time - sorry again for the delay but all of the entries were excellent!

    In third place, @Some_Kind_Of_Hero with:

    John Gardner decided to stop writing James Bond novels after the one with the cat-and-corn torture scene. That was just a step too weird for Bond. Even his Bond. Even his 90s Bond. And there was just no reason the cat of all characters should be quoting poetry.

    In second place, @Thunderfinger with:

    "I said I want some mice, not maize! Damn!"

    And in first place @CommanderRoss with:

    Waiting for popcorn? do I look like I give a damn?

    So there you go, @CommanderRoss, you're next!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thanks for the medal. You forgot about it again, didn t you?
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Thanks for the medal. You forgot about it again, didn t you?

    Almost, but just remembered. Must take those pills more often!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Forgot about what?
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    Forgot about what?

    His vitamin pills.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    Forgot about what?

    To judge the captions as I won the last round quite some time ago!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    I know. Just kidding about forgetting things...and not knowing just WHAT one forgot.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    I know. Just kidding about forgetting things...and not knowing just WHAT one forgot.

    Oh, I see. Just thought as an IMDb refugee you weren't yet fully familiar with our general madness here. Good to see that you are!
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    No, no...it was on the level of "Alzheimer's patients always meet new people", I admit.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    No, no...it was on the level of "Alzheimer's patients always meet new people", I admit.

    Oh, OK. I forgot!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    People always forget here, like what thread they are on.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    People always forget here, like what thread they are on.

    I know. That happens to me too. Then the mods knock on my door in the dead of night.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Mods are like elephants. They never forget.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    j_w_pepper wrote: »
    Mods are like elephants. They never forget.

    Nor does Irma Bunt.
  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Gardner reference for the medal! ;)
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