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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 2019 Posts: 14,571
    BondCat accidentally loaded Holly's deadly diary dart in the wrong end.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,789
    The next morning, Cat learned the hard lesson known to most message board posters:
    don't record your thoughts when you're under the influence of mind-altering substances.

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    What? He was adopted???
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Judging this weekend. Give us some more.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Seems like a tricky one, but the Award goes to
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Cat's 7th life: the ability to read and write 한글 [Hangul/Korean)
    saves the day when he's adopted by Odd Job and comes across his journal.

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    Congratulations. Oddjob always works well on this thread.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,789
    So I got this.

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Robomouse was fleeing for his life.
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    but was saved by Robotjob.
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,789
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    The unexpected closure of Ernst Stavro Blofeld's Cat Rescue
    prompted some hasty accommodations.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,789
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    Screw clones.


  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Q could not understand who kept stealing his mousepads.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,789
    Blofeld's decision was based on estimated cost savings for pet food and grooming.
    And not least for an innate ability to not be spooked by explosions and gunfire.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,789
    Odd Job disagreed with Blofeld's remedy for the missing cats.
    He would seek work elsewhere. There was that position at Auric Enterprises.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Do feloids dream of electric mice?
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,789
    Q tried to respond quickly to OO7's cat threats.
    But not perfected yet.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    SMIERT MYSHEY
    (DEATH TO MICE)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Oilcan Harry had forgotten to oil his Mighty Mouse Killer Robot.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited October 2019 Posts: 13,789
    NO CAT TO DIE
    (нет кота, чтобы умереть)

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    Tag line:
    No animals were harmed in the
    filming of this motion picture.
    Just humans.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Digital cat, analogue catalogue
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited October 2019 Posts: 13,789
    Phase 1 had a focus on physical security and independent learning abilities.
    Phase 2 would ensure the continued success of the Ernst Stavro Blofeld's Grooming Salon franchises.
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,789
    TERMINATOR 9: CAT LIVES

    Plot: Sarah Connor must go international tracking the key to a human future
    in the tech world of Fólkvangr, Norway.

    Tag Line:
    Meow I'm back. Fólk you, Oslo.

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,789
    Okay, okay, time to bring this to a close.

    First place:
    Do feloids dream of electric mice?
    Runner-up:
    SMIERT MYSHEY
    Congratulations, @Thunderfinger. You have the conn.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Aha, thank you @RichardTheBruce . Let s try this one.
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  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
    edited November 2019 Posts: 2,426
    What do you mean I can’t be the cat in No Time To Die? It’s the 21st century. If we can have a female 007, then Blofeld can have a Siamese cat!!!! I’m getting another agent ...
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited November 2019 Posts: 13,789
    Initial feedback on the automated Ernst Stavro Blofeld's Grooming Salon stations was not good.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Tiddles got into trouble when its evil twin answered Irma s call.
  • Max_The_ParrotMax_The_Parrot ATAC to St Cyril’s
    Posts: 2,426
    Do the meow for me one more time ...

    I keep telling you this is NOT a sex chat line, I am an actual pussy!
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited November 2019 Posts: 13,789
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    Blofeld's Cat's feline partner wasn't buying the story involving rocket-firing cigarettes and
    ninjas storming a secret lair hidden in a Japanese volcano.

    "Just bring your cat a** home!"

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,789

    Feedback on Brother-gate came from all quarters.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    The dogfood seller got one final warning.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,789
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