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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Ticket control on the mouse train.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Young Gregg Wilson's pitch sought to widen the appeal of the Bond franchise
    by testing the waters to enter the Kaiju multiverse with his high concept film

    Right Idea, Wrong Pussy.

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  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Xenia was always happy to have her train derailed, but by a giant pussy? Heaven.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited May 2022 Posts: 13,790

    Siamese vodka. Phu Yuck champagne.
    The stuff that dreams are made of.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Railway officials would not confirm the reason for schedule delays.
    And first-hand reports from passengers were not believed,

  • slide_99slide_99 USA
    edited May 2022 Posts: 693
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    They decided it was a bit much, and just cut the film at Samedi s laugh.

    Winner.
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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Thank you, @slide_99 ! Here s a new challenge.

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Page 917 of the Who should/could be a Bond actor? discussion
    plumbed new depths proposing contenders to take on the 007 role.

  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    M: "For the last time, Mexico City, what were you doing there?"
    Cat Bond: *defiantly throws up on desk and straightens tie*
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Bond could see through this henchman's bravado and bluster.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »


    Page 917 of the Who should/could be a Bond actor? discussion
    plumbed new depths proposing contenders to take on the 007 role.


    followed by more comments about facial hair and weak jawlines.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,790

    009 was a specialist, used for specific actions to send a message.
    Overturning potted plants. Unspooling toilet tissue. When warranted, catfighting.
    But this mission was different, since it involved the dreaded but inevitable ninth life.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    One draft of the DAF screenplay included
    Goldfinger's twin and Pussy Galore`s nephew.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Bond Cat: "WTF? I have a Whiskas jacket!"

    Vespurr: "There are Whiskas jackets and Whiskas jackets. This is the latter.

    And I need you looking like a manx who belongs at that food bowl."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited June 2022 Posts: 13,790

    During the audition, the producers noticed how the actor "moved like a cat".

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Unknown to the producers during auditions for Blofeld's Cat,
    ALL the applicants self-identified as White Persians.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Bond s head was blown off the same day Q accidently drove over one of his cats, which was a stroke of incredible luck.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Le Chiffur adjusted his ID collar, revealing his tell. Or so BondCat thought.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    In part seeking cost reduction, cost avoidance
    Q Branch tested a new prototype.
    Unfortunately there was a cat
    in the teleportation device.

    [Test subject played by David Hedison.]

  • slide_99slide_99 USA
    Posts: 693
    "Was it painful? The gene therapy."
    "You couldn't possibly i-meow-gin"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    When Bond failed to visit as promised,
    and based on Q's unusually melancholy demeanor,
    his cats began discreet inquiries.

  • Some_Kind_Of_HeroSome_Kind_Of_Hero
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    Just registered the domain for CatNotBond.com. Who's with me?
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Sir Roger Moore's cat.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Right idea.
    But wrong pussy.

  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Barbara Broccoli: Sorry, Michael, I just cat see him as Bond.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,571
    Katnanga: "Whisker, take him to the farm."
    Bond Cat: *also adjusts ID collar*
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    OK, let s wrap this catcon up.

    Runner-up:
    QBranch wrote: »
    Katnanga: "Whisker, take him to the farm."
    Bond Cat: *also adjusts ID collar*

    And the winner:
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »

    During the audition, the producers noticed how the actor "moved like a cat".


    Honorable mention to the rest of us.
    Got a new picture felined up, @RichardTheBruce ?
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Oh you just did that to stop me from posting more caps. Thanks @Thunderfinger!

    I'll get to work right meow on it.


  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Honorable mention to the rest of us.

    The rest of us are just pussies who don't have what it takes to come up with a great cat-tion.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    This can be quick. Unless the mediocre image below invites caps of volume and greatness.

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