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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Confucious say that there is no greater joy than having warm pussy on lap.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2011 Posts: 14,556
    Lol- Love your mindset, @Kerim!

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  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    Hahahahaha, oh that was a good one, @Kerim.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited December 2011 Posts: 886
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    Tiddles wishes Mr Fez ”heavy petting” Head over here would make like Tommy Cooper and disappear....yes, 'just like that'... >:)

  • VirageVirage
    edited December 2011 Posts: 1,856
    Sean Connery's Blofeld audition didn't earn him the role.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,129
    Last call ladies and gents. I'll judge this within the next few hours, so if you wanna get your caption in, now is the time. ;)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2011 Posts: 14,556
    Few people understand what actually motivated the first "Treaty of Friendship" between the Turks and the Persians.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited December 2011 Posts: 886
    A pussy in the hand is worth two in a bush? :>
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,556
    ^ :)) At least two!
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
    Posts: 15,129
    Well the time comes to announce the top three.

    In third place :

    A pussy in the hand is worth two in a bush? :>

    Courtesy of @danslittlefinger

    In second place :

    Confucious say that there is no greater joy than having warm pussy on lap.

    Courtesy of @Kerim

    But the winner is :

    Ernst Abdul Blofeld was the sole reason for Istanbul being a rough town.

    Courtesy of @QBranch

    Thanks to all who took part, and congrats to QBranch.
    Over to you.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2011 Posts: 14,556
    Thank you very much, @Benny. :)

    I know white cats are prefurred, but I thought this pic was too good to disregard. I can see some great Bond-related jokes here. Fire away, peeps! :D

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  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    Just when Mr. Tiddles thought he had kicked his red yarn habit, that devious British agent lured him from his secret lair. TWINE indeed!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,556
    Ha! I never thought of TWINE! Nice job @4EverBonded. \:D/ Keep 'em coming, guys and girls. :)
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "TURN THE BLOODY YARN MACHINE OFF!"
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
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    "GET TO DA CHOPPA !!!!!!!!!!"

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,247
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    To find out what happened to Tiddles Sr. in Blofelds vulcano, Tiddles Jr. would follow any thread of information..
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    edited December 2011 Posts: 13,355
    Is that a hamster or rat...
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited December 2011 Posts: 886
    Tiddles claws his way back from being eaten by the volcanic lair that is the sofa.
    It's the highlight of his day. \:D/

    or

    Brozzer pain-face originated here. :O

    or

    The reenactment of the return of Jaws does NOT impress the in-laws. :-q
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    When Dr. Who started Mr. Mittens found a knew way to hide behind the sofa.

    or

    Blofeld's trap didn't recognize Tiddles in his stripy discise

    Or

    I've got nothinng
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited December 2011 Posts: 886
    "SofaFall" :D
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    Q's revolving couch scared The Living Daylights out of Mr. Tiddles.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited December 2011 Posts: 886
    Tiddles fronts Bond's new threat....S.Q.U.A.S.H B-)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2011 Posts: 28,694
    "Sir Arthur Catlock always did have a soft spot for DN when he saw Ursula come out of the water..."

    OR

    "Even after searching through the confines of Blofeld's favorite orange couch for hours, Catlock still hadn't been able to find the telly's remote.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited December 2011 Posts: 28,694
    Thanks to James Bond, Professor Cuddles now found himself between a couch and a hard place.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2011 Posts: 14,556
    Great work so far, guys :D

    @JWESTBROOK I was waiting for someone to mention the revolving couch from TLD ;) Much more clever than my version of it:

    Although never leaving the lab, Q's revolving sofa still managed to outwit the most agile of Blofeld's goons.

    I have another DaltonBond-related joke stored away, but since I'm judging this round, I'll see if anyone else can think of it. ;)
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    Found the vacuum cleaner!
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    When I told my girlfriend I wanted a little head on the couch this wasn't quite what I had in mind :-S
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    BUUUUUUUMP
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2011 Posts: 14,556
    Anyone?

    C'mon guys, even I can think of one more. I'll probably call the winner around this time tomorrow, so get in while you can. :!!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    In this proverbial fruit salad, Blofeld's cat was now the "couch" potato.
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