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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited December 2011 Posts: 886
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    "All this to chase a bloody piece of string...I really need to get a life". :-<

    or

    Tiddles wondered how many other pussies had been on this Whiskas casting couch.
    All in the name of a contract. :(
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2011 Posts: 14,682
    QBranch wrote:
    I have another DaltonBond-related joke stored away, but since I'm judging this round, I'll see if anyone else can think of it. ;)

    Funnily enough, Dario's cat would suffer a similar fate to his master.

    Judging in one hour from now.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2011 Posts: 14,682
    Okay folks, time to call the winners. Once again, it was a difficult decision, but these captions really did it for me:

    HONORABLE MENTIONS:

    @4EverBonded said:

    Just when Mr. Tiddles thought he had kicked his red yarn habit, that devious British agent lured him from his secret lair. TWINE indeed!

    @Baltimore_007 said:

    When I told my girlfriend I wanted a little head on the couch this wasn't quite what I had in mind

    @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 said:

    "Sir Arthur Catlock always did have a soft spot for DN when he saw Ursula come out of the water..."

    And here are the winners:

    3RD PLACE

    @danslittlefinger said:

    Brozzer pain-face originated here.

    2ND PLACE

    @Kerim said:

    "TURN THE BLOODY YARN MACHINE OFF!"

    And for two TLD references, 1ST PLACE goes to JWESTBROOK!

    @JWESTBROOK said:

    Q's revolving couch scared The Living Daylights out of Mr. Tiddles.

    Congrats JWESTBROOK, take it away!
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    edited December 2011 Posts: 5,745
    YAY! Alright, give me a second. OFF TO THE INTERNETS!

    Will edit the post when I've found something suitable.

    EDIT: Here's we go!

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  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    And now mr. bond, if i mix this vile with this one I; Ernst Stavno Cat-feld, will turn the worlds supply of water in to tuna. MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    You can try as you might to make me see the golden light of justice Mr. Bond, but you are forgetting one large factor. I have been blinded by SCIENCE!!!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited December 2011 Posts: 12,480
    Don't let my mad scientist disguise fool you, Mr. Bond. I care nothing for cheese or mice - only getting this darn cocktail right. I am calling it the Shaken Not Stirred Pussy Galore By The Tail Tonic ... something I know you cannot resist! (... and that will kill you deader than a dormouse!) Bwahahaha!!!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    You can try as you might to make me see the golden light of justice Mr. Bond, but you are forgetting one large factor. I have been blinded by SCIENCE!!!

    blinded by science - love it!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "So Mr. Bond, you are curious as to how I managed to make such a simple, yet so dangerous a concoction? Well then, let me feed your hungry mind. As you can see on the board behind me, you first take 1/2 a measure of fresh cheese, acquaint it with cheese squared multiplied by mouse. Once you have that simplified you can see that if the mouse over cheese equals cheese over mouse squared then mouse over cheese multiplied by the product of 1/2 cheese and 3/4 mouse must ultimately equal milk squared. Oh, you looks as though I have confused you! I haven't a clue how...it is so deliciously simple...and yet so puuuuuurrrrrfectly complex."
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    edited January 2012 Posts: 13,356
    Blofeld's cat after much thought, still couldn't decide whether to dress as the Tenth or Eleventh Doctor.
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    The new Q does not stand for any pussy footing around when it comes to his inventions. :-B
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Double 0 Paws finally meets his arch nemesis, Dr. Meow.

    (Blinded Me With Science was the first thing that popped in my head. Gosh Darn you Brady).
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Kerim wrote:
    Double 0 Paws finally meets his arch nemesis, Dr. Meow.

    (Blinded Me With Science was the first thing that popped in my head. Gosh Darn you Brady).
    I told myself to get that joke in quickly...I'm glad I did!
    :D
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    And this James, is how you mix the perfect deadly martini, pick up the defib machine on the way out.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,682
    There's one critical element here I may have overlooked... caviar!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Blofeld's cat was expertly trained with chemicals to insure none of his experiments went CATatonic.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited December 2011 Posts: 14,682
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    Beaker felt like a complete muppet after accidentally spilling milk in Doctor Bunsen Honeydew's magic potion. Regardless, the side effects were quite purrculiar.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "Right, now pay attention Double O Paws". ""You take this ordinary Japanese fighting fish". "Don't touch that, that's my lunch".
  • DaltonCraig007DaltonCraig007 They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."
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    "Scientific progess goes 'Meow' ?"
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited December 2011 Posts: 886
    ”I haz cemiztry skillz”
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    I wish I could judge today! But I'll stick around until the weekend. GREAT stuff so far!
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    *bump*
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited January 2012 Posts: 14,682
    After wiping out the majority of SPECTRE employees, 007 had no idea how desperately Blofeld needed staff for inventing a faster-working venom.
  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
    edited January 2012 Posts: 13,356
    Blofeld takes dressing in drag one step further...he now disguises himself as his cat!
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    Judging... tomorrow :P Its New Years, gimme a break ;)
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    It's past tomorrow
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    Posts: 12,480
    that's right! Meow!
  • JWESTBROOKJWESTBROOK
    Posts: 5,745
    Oops. Remind me not to make promises in writing.

    Okay..

    3rd:

    Virage's "And now mr. bond, if i mix this vile with this one I; Ernst Stavno Cat-feld, will turn the worlds supply of water in to tuna. MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!"

    Got a good laugh out of me XD

    2nd:

    Brady's "You can try as you might to make me see the golden light of justice Mr. Bond, but you are forgetting one large factor. I have been blinded by SCIENCE!!!"

    and BUMPA BUMP BUUUUHHH
    1st:

    Kerim's ' "Right, now pay attention Double O Paws". ""You take this ordinary Japanese fighting fish". "Don't touch that, that's my lunch". '


    Congratulations! Take it away Kerim. Whatta great week.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    Thank you J Westbrook. GoldenEye references have been very kind to me in these captions.

    Here's we go folks.

    Since we've just celebrated in 2012, this seems like an appropriate photo. Caption away peeps. Judging will occur next week at this time, or somethime afterward.

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  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited January 2012 Posts: 886
    The sad remnants of NuBlairBlofeld's Britain.
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