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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    danslittlefinger wrote:
    Blofeld put up a new Xmas party tradition for his henchmen...(no rifles allowed, only pistols)...

    Kitty Kitty Bang Bang.
    Ha! I probably should read Chitty ... someday, maybe.

    These are great, some are priceless. Thanks, guys. You are all a bunch of witty kitties. ;)
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    OK, judging this weekend and it won't be easy. Any more entries? Stop pussyfooting around and give me your last shot! :D
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited March 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Blofeld's cat makes a cameo in the new Bond opening theme: "HANG LOOOOOW SWEET CHARIOT, A COMING FOR TO CARRY ME HOOOOOME!". The artist? Bassey, naturally. ;)
  • VirageVirage
    edited March 2012 Posts: 1,856
    angelt-cat-costume.jpg
    bibbity bobbity boo
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    OK, juding tonight! Thanks for the many laughs on this one ... :))
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    4EverBonded wrote:
    OK, juding tonight! Thanks for the many laughs on this one ... :))

    We only live to make puns on CapCon threads my darling. B-)
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    ah ... confirming my suspicions! ;)
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
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    In Japan, men come first and pussies can go up and down.

  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    danslittlefinger wrote:
    In Japan, men come first and pussies can go up and down.

    I really shouldn't be laughing so hard at that!
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    This is 'snow joke'
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited March 2012 Posts: 2,629
    "Ooh, there's Jill St. John. Come on Jill, a little to the right. A little more. Perfect.

    BOMBS AWAY!

    HERE COMES THE HAIRBALL!

    She should have kept her mouth shut"!
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,249
    Blofeld's Puss on an all time high.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited March 2012 Posts: 12,480
    Oh my gosh, it was hard to choose the winner! These had me rolling on the floor (but not in the kitty litter). =)) So here we go:

    honorable mention - Tiddles feels his part as a fallen pussy in Skyfall is a little
    demeaning by danslittlefinger

    3rd place - "Having crap on my face was less embarassing"
    by Kerim (coming right after the last cat photo, this was priceless; also
    liked the Heart reference in your other entry)

    2nd place - The highly anticipated new website 'Pussy in Suspenders' turned out to be
    a bit of a let down for many
    by Baltimore_007

    winner - "PUT THE STICK DOWN! No candy comes out, I ASSURE YOU!"
    by 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 (Loved the longer version, too!)

    Over to you, 0BradyM0Bondfanatic7!

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Thank you so much @4EverBonded! It's an honor and so many great laughs were had. The next picture will be up ASAP ladies and gents. ;)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited March 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Alright everyone. Here is the next picture for the caption contest. Keep the jokes coming and let there be many laughs. Have at it ye jokey jesters!
    a.aaa-Cat-scratched-my-eye-My-husb.jpg
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
    Posts: 12,526
    lol! Don't mess with the pussy bitch! =))
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited March 2012 Posts: 12,480
    The latest photographer lurking near the Skyfall set was told by security staff to "close your eyes" and move along - this directive was helped put into effect by Mr. Tiddles, whom she had mistaken for a common stray. He enthusiastically sprang into action, saying "I am not your little diddikums! I am the true star of Skyfall! See previous photo on MI6!"
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited March 2012 Posts: 886
    Tiddles made sure that Susan Boyle will NEVER sing the Bond theme.
    Hell if she can't read the lyrics, how can she??? B-)


    or

    Easiest way to get the "Le Chiffre Bleeding Eye Ducts" look?....
    piss your pussy off. X(
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "I'm going to pretend she's dead and chew her face off. It will actually be an improvement".

    or

    "She wants to play peek-a-boo, but that green thing hanging off her nose looks pretty tasty. let's have a bite".
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    Crap, someone has left Die Another Day in my DVD player. Quick, do me a favor and scratch my eyes out before it's too late..

    or

    'Pussy Gouge-ore'
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    These are great so far! :-j :-bd
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    edited March 2012 Posts: 886
    ”Calling Dr No, calling Dr No...two blind mice and one blind ugly woman in aisle 3”.
    (quite an undertaking ;) )
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited March 2012 Posts: 12,480
    danslittlefinger wrote:
    Tiddles made sure that Susan Boyle will NEVER sing the Bond theme.
    Hell if she can't read the lyrics, how can she??? B-)

    or

    Easiest way to get the "Le Chiffre Bleeding Eye Ducts" look?....
    piss your pussy off. X(

    LOL! Susan Boyle indeed!
  • VirageVirage
    Posts: 1,856
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Pussy.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited March 2012 Posts: 12,480
    Tiddles warned his owner to stop replaying Die Another Day on the tv, and now look at the consequences! A postal pussy ...

    OR

    Blinded by sci - amese ... (I so want to get a reference to that 80's song in here somehow!)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    KITTTTTTTTTTY BUUUUUUMP
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,249

    a.aaa-Cat-scratched-my-eye-My-husb.jpg
    It said ' for Mr. Tiddles eyes only' and he was going to make it damn sure it stayed that way.
  • MajorDSmytheMajorDSmythe "I tolerate this century, but I don't enjoy it."Moderator
    Posts: 13,978
    "DIIIIIIIEEEEEE EYESSSSSS."
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "What did I tell you about staring at Dan in a speedo"!?
  • danslittlefingerdanslittlefinger
    Posts: 886
    ”You haz eyz, I haz skillz”
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