BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • edited May 2012 Posts: 886
    Kerim wrote:
    X_X

    On behalf of all Americans on here, I hereby facepalm myself on here for Baltimore's lack of knowledge of one of many fine Britcoms that have crossed the pond.

    Politically incorrect and sexist.
    Rule Britannia. :D
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    That's what is so great about that and many other Britcoms.
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    Judging?
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Out of all the entries the one that got me to crack up the most was:
    Kerim wrote:
    Oh nooz, I ates Olga Kurylenko
    Over to you @Kerim, my good sir and favorite Bond ally.
    =D>
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited May 2012 Posts: 2,629
    Thank you Brady. Yes! I have the monopoly on both caption boards.

    I promise this next cat will be of normal size and here we go.

    whitecat-want2.jpg

    Judging in let's say a week.
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    "Pray for mercy for puss... In boots!"

    Or

    "Please sir may have some more?"
  • 'Lemme just roll up my sleeves here, and I'll give you a run for your money!'
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    CAT: Please Blofeld? Can i have some more?

    Blofeld: MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • edited May 2012 Posts: 886
    "pwease...can i haz Berenice wiz cherriez on topz?" [-O<

  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited May 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Tiddles: "Just a few more fighting fish please, don't make me crawl over and kiss your foot for 'em! I beg of you!!!"
    Blofeld: "Oh, don't be a pussy about it!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Tiddles's lost audition tape for the film The Room has just been released. Here is an excerpt:

    "You're tearing me apart Lisa!"

    His trip into film thereafter was short lived...
  • "STELLA!!!!!!" B-)
  • edited May 2012 Posts: 555
    Please stop calling me Tiddlles
  • edited May 2012 Posts: 886
    "If youz not neuterz me then I will haz ballz to do your commandz oh great one Blofledz" ^:)^

    or

    'So you see, my good man, this paw is broken and my other hurts so I couldn't have crapped on your car at all. I'm purrfectly innocent and maintain I'm a victim of furcumstance. With that I bid you adieu". :D
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    "STELLA!!!!!!" B-)

    A Streetcar Named Tiddles. :))
  • "STELLA!!!!!!" B-)

    A Streetcar Named Tiddles. :))

    A Streetcat names Tiddles. ;)
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Tiddles Names a Scratchcar.

    Some clever entries thus far. Going to make this hard for me to decide.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited May 2012 Posts: 28,694
    Now someone has to incorporate Marlon Brando into a caption. Now there's a challenge. I'll try:

    Tiddles: "Please Blofeld, spare me. Bond made me an offer I couldn't refuse!"

    Tiddles: "I coulda been a top feline, I coulda been a big cat, instead of a runt, which is what I am, let's face it."
  • edited May 2012 Posts: 886
    Bond spares Tiddle's life on the promise she becomes his pussy galore bitch now. :>
  • edited May 2012 Posts: 1,856
    And stretch and pull, and stretch and pull...

    God I must have lost nearly 10 stone since last week!
  • *bump*
  • edited May 2012 Posts: 886
    Tiddles gets the wrong end of the stick and prays that the sky doesn't actually fall on him. 8-|
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    24 more hours chaps.
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    Mr. Bond I didn't do anything! Spare me!, Spare me!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Tiddles proved to be a true Bond fan at heart ...

    ... (cue Bon Jovi ...)

    "Ohhh! More than halfway there!
    Oh - ohhh! Livin' on a prayer!
    You'll be great Skyfall -
    Mendes can do it I swear!
    Oh - ohhh! Livin' on a prayer!"

  • Tiddles proved to be a true Bond fan at heart ...

    ... (cue Bon Jovi ...)

    "Ohhh! More than halfway there!
    Oh - ohhh! Livin' on a prayer!
    You'll be great Skyfall -
    Mendes can do it I swear!
    Oh - ohhh! Livin' on a prayer!"

    Wow! That was so creepy.... I just put that song on a second before going to this topic!

  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Tiddles proved to be a true Bond fan at heart ...

    ... (cue Bon Jovi ...)

    "Ohhh! More than halfway there!
    Oh - ohhh! Livin' on a prayer!
    You'll be great Skyfall -
    Mendes can do it I swear!
    Oh - ohhh! Livin' on a prayer!"

    Wow! That was so creepy.... I just put that song on a second before going to this topic!

    Seriously?! That is strange. Hopefully in some positive vibe way.
  • Posts: 5,634
    Kerim wrote:
    Thank you Brady. Yes! I have the monopoly on both caption boards.

    I promise this next cat will be of normal size and here we go.

    whitecat-want2.jpg

    Judging in let's say a week.


    The Leaning Tower of Purr-sa

    (embarrassed) :\">

    It's not going to win, but all entries count etc
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    "A penny for my plots?"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited May 2012 Posts: 2,629
    Yeah, yeah, I'm late. OK, everyone not mentioned is tied for fourth.

    Bronze Medal:
    Virage wrote:
    "Please sir may have some more?"

    Got to give credit to anyone referencing Dickens in a caption.

    Silver Medal:


    Tiddles proved to be a true Bond fan at heart ...

    ... (cue Bon Jovi ...)

    "Ohhh! More than halfway there!
    Oh - ohhh! Livin' on a prayer!
    You'll be great Skyfall -
    Mendes can do it I swear!
    Oh - ohhh! Livin' on a prayer!"

    Now referencing Bon Jovi really takes some intestinal fortitude.

    And the gold medal goes to....

    Now someone has to incorporate Marlon Brando into a caption. Now there's a challenge. I'll try:

    Tiddles: "Please Blofeld, spare me. Bond made me an offer I couldn't refuse!"

    Tiddles: "I coulda been a top feline, I coulda been a big cat, instead of a runt, which is what I am, let's face it."

    The Godfather and Raging Bull in the same post. BRILLIANT!

    Congrats Brady, you have the honors.
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