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The one-and only true Felix Leiter wedding.
Now, are you sure we're not related, dear?!
Despite the dowry of one million tins of KiteKat, Tom Tophat still felt the wedding was going to be a catastrophe. Sometimes bribery with copious amounts of cat food is not enough...
When Bond turned up at what he thought was the wedding of his old flame Kissy Suzuki in Japan he was very shocked when he entered the Shinto shrine to find two cats belonging to a millionaire Australian businessman tying the knot. In his haste he'd only gone and misread the announcement in the international press. It had actually said "Kitty" Suzuki! Who strung in the cats, eh?
3rd place
@CommanderRoss with: 'Look, Blofeld's cross dressing I can handle. Me crossdressing because I'm his cat, almost. But COME ON! Is this necessary?' Very funny, and I could picture Mr. Kitty saying this.
2nd place
@Dragonpol came up with quite a few, and I really liked this one:
"Tom Top Cat needed stronger glasses on prescription but he insisted his sight was perfect. He only started to complain when he was married to Pussy Seldom (due to closer inspection with a magnifying glass) and by that stage it was already too late."
And the 1st place winner this round is:
QBranch with: Oddjob's cat never took his hat off to a lady- not even his own wife.
So succinct and made me laugh - I could see this cat as a little Oddjob as soon as I read it.
Take it away, @QBranch!
=D>
If no one minds, I'd like to hand the round over to @Dragonpol or @CommanderRoss. Cheers :)
I'll pass the duties over to @Dragonpol now. Dear Dragonpol, find a pic and let us continue - thanks!
Oh, what an unexpected pleasure. Thank you so much, @QBranch and @4EverBonded. I will endeavour to add a picture in the morning.
Ham proteins take him to the spot..."
Catlock: "Very clever, Bond. It appears you've bested me in a gentleman's game of cat and mouse."
Bond: "There is nothing gentlemanly about your profession, you feckless feline. Though, I can appreciate the irony of you finding refuge in this milk fridge like the coward you are."
Catlock: "And WHY is that so ironic?!"
Bond: "Because, you've expired."
*Bond aims his PPK and double taps the kitten, its remaining lives spent with the fall of the bullet shells*
[Bond theme plays]
B-)
A whole new meaning to just chilling!
Mr Tiddles' DNA replacement therapy went quite allright, untill Bond opened up his therapy-coolbox.
bump this thread, too ...
"Sorry James, I've just finished off the last of the Dom Perignon ...er did you know there's a strange chap in a bowler hat creeping up behind you?"
Oh, nice Goldfinger reference, @Saunders. ;)
Try something else with,
'That's not what I was expecting when you said you had a gato in the fridge'
(lousy effort but any response is better than not at all)