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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • Samuel001Samuel001 Moderator
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    "Watch the birdy you bastard!"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Raymond Benson's feline theatrical production of Doubleshot was nearing its climax and Pussy Bond was going to give Domingo Mousa both barrels!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Tiddles: "Come on out, mousey mousey. To quote Batman: 'Rubber bullets. Promise.'"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    edited September 2013 Posts: 45,489
    They called her Miss Kitty Kitty Bang Bang.

    or

    Hey, ratface! Why don t you come out and tell one more "pussy" joke?
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Missy Tiddles to cowering mice in hole: "I told you not to call me 'Jinx' ever again! As for your eating out of my bowl, those weren't just six chunks of cheese you just ate: they were full of rat poison - and you've had your six! Time to die another day, you stinkin' rat pack!"

    The entire mouse population of Sicily never bothered Missy Tiddles again.


  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Any more captions? I'll be judging this later on tonight, folks.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Now look, I know those lonely winter nights can take a toll on you and leave you freezing. Just come on out, I've got something that'll heat you up realllll quick."
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited September 2013 Posts: 12,480
    "For the dead last time, my last name is NOT Galore!!!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Tiddles: "When I'm done with ya, your swiss cheese won't be the only thing with holes in it, mousey!"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "What do you mean this shotgun is only loaded with rock salt? Now you tell me!"
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Tiddles to the cowering mice in the hole: "'What's new Pussycat?' Come on out, and I'll show ya!"

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited October 2013 Posts: 14,569
    s-1368.jpg

    Allow me to slip in some of my own captions now that it's judging time:

    RAT-A-TAT-CAT

    Behind the scenes of The Mouse with the Golden Cheese: Shooting the gunbarrel sequence.

    "Last rat standoff."

    And now comes the difficult task. Great captions BTW, folks.

    Runner Ups and Runners Up:
    Samuel001 wrote:
    "Watch the birdy you bastard!"
    Dragonpol wrote:
    It was only the start of the Grouse Shooting Season but Pussy had got her wires badly crossed...
    RogueAgent wrote:
    Just call me "Mr Kitt Kitt Bang Bang! ;))
    4EverBonded wrote:
    Missy Tiddles to cowering mice in hole: "I told you not to call me 'Jinx' ever again! As for your eating out of my bowl, those weren't just six chunks of cheese you just ate: they were full of rat poison - and you've had your six! Time to die another day, you stinkin' rat pack!"

    The entire mouse population of Sicily never bothered Missy Tiddles again.
    Murdock wrote:
    Welcome to Scotland! said Kincade's cat.

    3RD PLACE:
    saunders wrote:
    Inspired by watching James Bond in action, Stacey Sutton's cat decides to experiment with the rock salt.

    2ND PLACE:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    "I swear to you Mr Mouse, I have not broken the peace embargo"

    1ST PLACE:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    Tiddles: "When I'm done with ya, your swiss cheese won't be the only thing with holes in it, mousey!"
    Well done, @0Brady! It's your game. =D>
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    I am honored, @QBranch. It's been a while, so I will be sure to enjoy this.

    Alright folks, here is the next caption picture:

    cat.jpg
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "...tell me I'm beautiful."
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
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    "You damn fool - I said I wanted my cat spayed - not sprayed"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited October 2013 Posts: 6,396
    In an age of PC gone mad, Blofeld's cat, Mr Pugglewash, now wanted to be forever known as his alter ego - Glenda
    Baltimore_007 wrote:
    "You damn fool - I said I wanted my cat spayed - not sprayed"

    Brilliant :))
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Kitty's visit to the local Tattoo Parlour hadn't gone as well as she'd hoped - she'd only wanted LOVE and HATE tattooed on her paws but things had escalated...
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    The organisers of Miss World 2013 had gone to desperate measures in order to find willing contestants...
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited October 2013 Posts: 18,270
    (Jamaican accent): "Kiss my teeth!" ("Kiss my teat!")

    or

    "Take that cat back to the sofa and give it a kiss."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited October 2013 Posts: 6,396
    "Well if it's ok for Ernst to drag up, why the hell can't I?"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited October 2013 Posts: 18,270
    Blofeld's cat felt that Irma Bunt was competition for the love of her dear Ernst so she upped the ante...as this photo testifies!
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited October 2013 Posts: 12,480
    Missy Tiddles never got over her being cut from For Your Eyes Only.
    She was the original Max - but the part was written as Maxine. Not a squawking parrot but a sultry purring feline.
    However, when she showed up on set in costume, the first scene to be filmed was the last one in the film ... and it went horribly wrong. As she purred "Give us a kiss, give us a kiss" into the camera (the PM being on the other end of the line), Cubby - viewing her for the first time in character - had a minor heart attack and had to be airlifted out to hospital. And she was back in the out-of-work cat's chow line, forever pining to be in a Bond film.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "My dear Colonel Bobcat, you shouldn't have opened that cat flap yourself."
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    Miss Tidles wanted to star in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo oposite Daniel Craig. Unfortunately her casting call was not exactly what Fincher was expecting...
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    "This audition for Pussy Galore was quite literal." :))
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    "Draw me like one of your French girls."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    These are brilliant, everyone. Keep it up. :)
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Among the rare Bond memorabilia up for auction, collectors were astonished to find this early audition snap for the role of Plenty O' Toole...
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited October 2013 Posts: 12,480
    Fluffy didn't like her swim cap, but she thought the rest of her Jinx bikini costume was just puuurrrrrrrfect. But then again, she is colorblind.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "Dushka, tell me the truth. Am I as exciting as all those Western girls?"
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