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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    "This is Earth calling space. Earth calling space. Anyone out there?!"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    After hearing that the MI6 offices had a secretary, Blofeld set up Catsandra in his headquarters with a makeshift intercom to keep his records and call his agents in for meetings. She wasn't as easy on the eyes as Miss Moneypenny, however.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Judging this in a day or so. Any more entries?
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Do you know how Christmas trees are grown? I don't I'm a freaking cat!
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Stand up comedian cat finally got some laughs when a cane appeared from behind the curtain to yank him off stage by the neck.

    Aaand judging time. Thank you all for playing. =D>

    Runners up:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    When his search for a delicatessen in stainless steel proved futile, Tiddles settled for this faucet.
    Creasy47 wrote:
    "Radio comm check, Alpha One, copy? Do you copy, ov--oh, heyyyy, guys, what's going on? Haha, nah, nah, I know it's a faucet. I'm crazy? You're crazy, and you're just jealous that you don't have a cool faucet-that-looks-like-a-headset."

    3RD PLACE:
    Mrcoggins wrote:
    Tiddles was starting to worry about the latest addition to his basket a stainless restraint system and to cap it all someone had just cut out the wicker bottom !!

    2ND PLACE:
    Dragonpol wrote:
    "This is Ground Control to Major Tom Cat."

    1ST PLACE:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    Whilst he was most impressed with the new bathroom, Kitty got quite a shock when he turned on the bidet.
    Well, it was a close call with some funny and clever captions, but I must award @WillyGalore 1st place for this contest also, as I genuinely found it to be the funniest. Now take it away, Willy!
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Thanks again @QBranch. (Your cheque is in the post) ;-)

    Next up is this:

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    Good luck to all.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited January 2014 Posts: 18,270
    Owner: "Was that a snub-nosed Uzi?" Cat: "Yes, I do believe it was."

    or

    Cat: "You've had your eight, now have my eighty!!!"
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    Once upon a time Tiddles was up for a part in The Matrix.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Elvis Cat gets revenge on his owner for abruptly ending the TV program.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    "When the family dog got daring and ate out of the cat's food bowl, the TV wasn't the only thing to get bullet riddled."
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    This was Pierce Brosnan's cat's reaction back in 2005 when he broke the news that there would be no fifth Bond film for him to end his run.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Brosnan's cat, BlackLady, loved to act out scenes from Bond films. Here she is pretending she is Wai Lin firing back at the bad guys in Carver's building.
    Pierce eventually had to built a separate compound to her to play in - she wreaked havoc in his family room once too often.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    New study concludes that even cats suffer from PMS.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited January 2014 Posts: 14,569
    News Headline:

    WORLD'S DUMBEST CAT BURGLAR GETS TRIGGER HAPPY, DESTROYS THE ONE THING HE CAME TO STEAL
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Jackson Galaxy finally gave up.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited January 2014 Posts: 18,270
    Cat: "The first one won't kill you; not the second, not even the third... not till you crawl over here and you kiss my...erm...paw!"
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    WillyGalore wrote:
    Thanks again @QBranch. (Your cheque is in the post) ;-)

    Next up is this:

    funny-cats
    funny-cat-picture-063--funnypicacom--funnypica-3stwztm1.jpg

    Good luck to all.

    Auditions begin for the CATRIX!!!!! B-)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    "Let's see the NRA talk themselves outta this one."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    BondCat's signature uzi was coded to his paw print, allowing its fur-trigger to be squeezed only by him.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited January 2014 Posts: 18,270
    Filming on the new James Bond film The Cat with the Golden Uzi was going better than expected.

    or

    "Speak now or forever hold your pieces."
  • Baltimore_007Baltimore_007
    Posts: 5,634
    "Jumpin' Cat Flash"
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Claw of Duty: Finest Catnip.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Tiddles testing for 'Max Payne.' Sadly, the role went to his twin: Mark Wahlberg.
  • VirageVirage
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    Catanu Reeves in the Purr-trix
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Garfield finally had enough of Nermal dropping in unannounced just to flaunt his cuteness.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Judging time folks. Some really funny entries this week. Well done to all. I've picked out a top five and here are the results:

    Fifth Place:
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    New study concludes that even cats suffer from PMS.

    Fourth Place:
    QBranch wrote:
    Garfield finally had enough of Nermal dropping in unannounced just to flaunt his cuteness.

    Third Place:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote:
    "Let's see the NRA talk themselves outta this one."

    Second Place:
    Mrcoggins wrote:
    Once upon a time Tiddles was up for a part in The Matrix.

    And the Winner is:
    Dragonpol wrote:

    Cat: "You've had your eight, now have my eighty!!!"

    Well done to @Dragonpol. You round next.

  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Thank you so much, @WillyGalore. Much appreciated. Here's a new cat picture for the next round:

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The silverfish was their favourite dish, so they smoked them out.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "It won't be the nicotine that kills you Mr Bond......it'll be the smell emanating from this toilet."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    (on the set of Catsino Royale)

    Cat 1: I want you to tidy up this bathroom so it's ready to be demolished in the PTS.

    Cat 2: Well, if I'm gonna be forced to scrub toilets, may I smoke?
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