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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited May 2014 Posts: 2,629
    "So that's where my six balloon beads disappeared to".
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Tiddles getting some exercises done thanks to the cat version of Jillian Michaels, who oddly enough, likes pussy just as much as Tiddles does.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    Ah, the old ping pong ball trick.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Tiddles watches his favorite film, "The Best Little Cathouse in Texas".
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    In the new realistic live version of The Aristocats, Toulouse finds the video Scat Cat has of his sister Marie, and enjoys it thoroughly.

    The audience are outraged and drag their kids out of the cimema.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited May 2014 Posts: 6,396
    Roger strategically placed the cat ornament in the middle of the living room to cover up his dog's urine stain before his guests arrived.
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
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    Doesn't everybody love pussy?
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Garfield, having had enough of Nermal flaunting his cuteness, decided to get revenge by secretly filming him during a rather private moment and posting it on the net.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Tiddles: "Ohhhhh, yeah, d'you like that? Yeah, spread 'em, I'll be eating your pu - h-hey, honey! No, I didn't know you were back from shopping so soon. Di-did you max out the credit card? Oh, nothing, just watching a little documentary on, uhh...cats addicted to angel dust?"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    "Sod that!" thought the cat whilst watching a yoga video.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    The baby hippo had never seen pussy before either...
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    At her age Tiddles didn't see the point in playing hard to get in her dating videos...
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Thunderfinger wrote:
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    In the new realistic live version of The Aristocats, Toulouse finds the video Scat Cat has of his sister Marie, and enjoys it thoroughly.

    The audience are outraged and drag their kids out of the cimema.

    ..and this time there was pussy galore on tv.


    or..

    ..and indeed, as Tiddles could see on the security tv, another one of Blofeld's schemes went balls-up

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Blofeld went into the animal porn business in the late 70s. An all-time low, even for him.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Great stuff, all, and what a turn-out. Keep 'em coming. :))
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    A pussy watching a pussy spread a pussy. Catception.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    BLOFELD'S CAT GONE WILD!

    See for the very first time the behind the scenes hijinks of Blofeld's cat Kitty Galore as you've never seen her before!
    After viewing this, you will be met by Chris Hansen from dateline NBC.
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  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Blofeld was furious when he heard that Auric Goldfinger had recruited a new Pussy Galore!
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "So THAT'S what he had for breakfast"
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Wow, I completely forgot about this. I'll give it just another day and judge it tomorrow night, so get those last entries in. Apologies again for letting it slip.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited June 2014 Posts: 28,694
    Alright, let's get on with judging.

    In fourth place we have:
    Thunderfinger wrote:
    Blofeld went into the animal porn business in the late 70s. An all-time low, even for him.

    In third place:
    QBranch wrote:
    Garfield, having had enough of Nermal flaunting his cuteness, decided to get revenge by secretly filming him during a rather private moment and posting it on the net.

    Taking second is:
    WillyGalore wrote:
    The cat looked on in stunned amazement...

    "Who the bloody hell still owns a VCR?!!"
    [/quote]

    And finally, in first place:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    A pussy watching a pussy spread a pussy. Catception.

    The moment I read "Catception" I knew who had won.



    Congratulations on your victory, @Creasy. =D> I wouldn't be the slightest bit shocked if you planted the idea in my head while I was sleeping.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Thank you very much, and I wish not to share my secrets on what I had to endure in your subconscious as I planted that idea. ;-)

    Give me a bit to find a good picture, and we'll start once again.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    I love the film, Inception. :)
    Well done, Creasy! Over to you ...
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    Let's give this one a shot. Good luck, everyone, let's see what you can come up with.

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  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited June 2014 Posts: 6,396
    After the first test screening of Die Another Day, it wasn't just the shit that hit the fan...

    In these hot summer months I love nothing more than to cool my pussy down with the biggest fan I can find.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Tiddles found that the promise by Blofeld of "an all time high" was not at all what he was expecting.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Blofeld's top cat Tiddles had become a big star in recent years due to a big number of hits on his unrated and uncensored YouTube videos, but his biggest fan of all was still waiting for him back home.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Tiddles was his own biggest fan.

    Yeah I know, groan, let's try this one.

    "You spin me round, round baby, round, round, like a ceiling fan, round and round"

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited June 2014 Posts: 14,569
    "Three Gs is takeoff pressure. Most cats pass out at nine. The moment the pressure gets too much, release the 'kitten switch' and the power's cut off."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The veterinary appointment was approaching.
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