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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    The cat was quite adamant that it wasn't coming down again until Grace Jones put it back in her pants...
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Creasy47 wrote:
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    After @chrisisall decided to do a 24 hour marathon of Batman & Robin, the family cat made Mrs. chrisisall place him on the fan, threatening to have it put on the fastest speed if the TV set wasn't turned off.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited June 2014 Posts: 18,270
    In a low budget feline version of Skyfall this fan was supposed to double up as Silva's helicopter. Yeah.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    "If you cleaned my litter box more often, I wouldn't have to come up here"!
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Open bowel doors captain. =))
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Round and round the pussy goes. Where it stops, nobody knows...
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    It took me a while to find a good picture, but it's actually getting some great entries. Keep up the good work everyone.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    ...and then Thunderfinger activated the fan.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Blofeld's Angels of Death were stopped by Bond, so he came up with his 'cats of death'. Problem was, where his Angels could be send back home, his cats weren't inclined to spread out over the country, so, he tried other methods of getting them on their way..
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    BondCat takes it straight up, with a twist.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited June 2014 Posts: 2,629
    "Ah my brother Max is swatting that mouse to death. What a view...to a kill".
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Creasy47 wrote:
    Let's give this one a shot. Good luck, everyone, let's see what you can come up with.

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    Fanny Galore!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Tiddles' ballad to Blofeld:

    You raise me up, so I can stand on fans;
    You raise me up, to piss on Bond's sheets;
    I am strong, when I am on SPECTRE's shoulders;
    You raise me up... To more than I can be.
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    When the Kit hit the fan .
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    The evidence is clear. @Creasy47 is a big fan of pussies.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Shaking with fear, he was waiting for Blofeld to come remove that mouse.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Ernst finally found a ceiling fan duster that didn't bother his allergies.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Before settling for the role of Blofeld's cat, Mr. Tiddles auditioned for an early version of Bladerunner
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Cat On a Hot Tin Fan turned out to be a horror film.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Ahhhh the things we do for Feline flyer mileage.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    No matter how high his confidence level was soaring, Tiddles' reenactment of the GoldenEye dam jump minus the bungee chord would not end as successfully as planned.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Get those last entries in, I'll be judging by the end of the day Friday, ladies and gentlemen.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited June 2014 Posts: 14,569
    Meanwhile, on Drax' space station...

    "Here in the untainted cradle of the heavens will be created a new super-race, a race of perfect physical specimens... of cats. Big cats."

    or

    Just when Tiddles thought he'd found the most fantastic place to sleep undisturbed, summer arrived.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    In what was a cruel prank of epic proportions, Irma Bunt stole Blofeld's cherished first cat Lucky that he had stuffed and placed it high and out of reach up on top of an out of work fan in his headquarters after he cut her salary by 20%. The head of SPECTRE went in search of a ladder to help him retrieve the feline, but the keys to his supply shed had mysteriously gone missing just that morning...
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited June 2014 Posts: 14,569
    Judging this soon, Creasy? :)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Yes, I'll get to it ASAP. Apologies. Haven't been very active today, been really sick so I'm out of it. If I try to judge this caption, I'm sure I'll make no sense. I'll get to it as soon as I can.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Creasy47 wrote:
    Haven't been very active today, been really sick so I'm out of it.
    Sorry to hear about that, @Creasy. In that case, take what time you need. Hope you're feeling better soon.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Judging time, guys. Sorry this took so long, really not feeling like myself these past few days. I won't use the same layout as everyone else, not feeling so hot right now so I apologize for extending this and then half-assing the judged entries.

    In third place, we have @Murdock for this. Gotta love childish humor every now and then. ;-)
    Murdock wrote:
    Open bowel doors captain. =))

    In second place, @WillyGalore for just about all his entries. You'd think the man was on the payroll with how hilarious he is.

    And, in first place this week, we have @QBranch, because I couldn't stop laughing at this entry:

    "Meanwhile, on Drax' space station...

    "Here in the untainted cradle of the heavens will be created a new super-race, a race of perfect physical specimens... of cats. Big cats.""

    Thanks for playing, everyone, you all did great. QBranch, the game is over to you.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Wow, that was most unexpected. Thanks @Creasy! I'll try to get a picture up soon.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    You're welcome! I don't know why, I just couldn't stop laughing at it. I suppose because I imagined Drax being incredibly serious until he got to the '...of cats. Big cats.' line.
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