BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • Posts: 12,526
    Thanks a lot @QBranch! I swear you do it on purpose. ;-)

    I'll have a look for a photo and post one up shortly.

    Oh, found this little beauty already! :-)

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    Good luck you funny people.

    With SPECTRE seemingly out the picture for a while movie wise? Tiddles decides to audition for the reboot of JAWS with a slight feline twist!!! :-t
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    You've heard of Rogering, now prepare to witness Suarezing.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Lee Cattahori wasn't pleased with the 'mirror' to be used in the Hong Kong hotel.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Proving correct the pet theory that cats are actually descended from snakes right is Fluffkins.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    I'll follow @QBranch and bump this with: judging soon?
  • Posts: 6,396
    Yes judging on this at some point today.
  • Posts: 6,396
    Some great entries as usual. Here are the results:

    4th Place:
    QBranch wrote:
    Yes, I thought I saw a spectre at the cameraman's shoulder.

    3rd Place:
    The cat got his tongue, and he needed to document it due to the insurance.

    In 2nd Place:
    Kerim wrote:
    You've heard of Rogering, now prepare to witness Suarezing.

    1st Place:
    Creasy47 wrote:
    An ex-Hustler cameraman gets a sweet gig by filming other pussies.

    Many congrats to @Creasy47. I can't wait to see your pussy. ;-)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited July 2014 Posts: 40,968
    @WillyGalore, thank you very much, just give me a bit to shower Google search and I'll put up a picture of my pussy! ;-)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    @Creasy47, I actually posted that one previously, but we can always return to it and come up with new captions.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    @Creasy47, I actually posted that one previously, but we can always return to it and come up with new captions.

    Damn. Was it fairly recent? I can find another. I thought it would be easier to find caption-worthy pictures of white cats, but it's actually pretty tough.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    We no longer restrict the game to just white cats. Personally I don't mind if we use this pic, it has been quite a while.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    QBranch wrote:
    We no longer restrict the game to just white cats. Personally I don't mind if we use this pic, it has been quite a while.

    Haven't even been paying attention to the fact that that restriction is no longer in play. Damn. There have been no submitted captions, so let me find another one.
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
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    And thus Another Way to Die was born...

  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Alright, let us try this one:

    Cat4_zps8c40713d.jpg
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited July 2014 Posts: 14,570
    BondCat's 'cousin' Pram Bouvier will return in:

    O
    QUANTUM OF STROLLERS
    7----
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    A deleted scene from Diamonds are Forever featuring Irma Bunt dressed as a baby while Blofeld was dressed in drag.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Bond: "Every now and then a tail has to be pulled."

    Q-Cat: "Well, I'll hazard I can do more damage in my pram sitting in my pyjamas before my first bowl of milk than you can do in a year in the field."
  • Posts: 6,396
    Blofeld cat's electric wheelchair wasn't as impressive as it's owner's.
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited July 2014 Posts: 2,629
    Q's latest invention. The cat-a-pault.

    OK. here's a less cornier entry.

    Blofeld and especially Tiddles are proud of their latest contraption for world domination. Tiddles has weapon that can be launched from the dolly. Tiddles has a rocket in his pocket. Blofeld is happy to see him.

  • edited July 2014 Posts: 6,396
    After being forced to watch Die Another Day, Tiddles had become cat-atonic.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He hated it when Bambi and Thumper took him for a walk.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    Posts: 28,694
    Tiddles had often felt that Blofeld babied him a lot, but this pushed things way too far.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited July 2014 Posts: 28,694
    Navigating SPECTRE's labyrinthine headquarters proved to be a massive headache, which Blofeld could attest to. Thankfully, on this day some of his agents pointed him in the right direction towards the War room after he accidentally found himself in the lounge.

    Blofeld [to the agents]: "Thank you very much. I was just out walking my cat and seem to have lost my way..."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Once again, he had overeaten on Blofeld s fish.

    This was the penalty.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited July 2014 Posts: 18,270
    You may laugh at me now but one day we Cats will be Masters of the Universe and then you'll pay for your cheap laugh! >:)
  • Posts: 12,526
    Creasy47 wrote:
    Alright, let us try this one:

    Cat4_zps8c40713d.jpg

    Catable Lector!
    :-t
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Corgi Koskov: "General Leonid Pushchair is why I defect. Once we were like brothers, but now he's a different cat. He hates our new policy of fashionable pet clothing."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    The original Pussy Wagon.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Any more entries for this? Not too many so far, but it's been a week, so I'll give it another 24 hours before judging time.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    It took weeks for the German pussy and huge football fan, known as Götze4Ever, to recover from her self induced injuries. Here she is, about a week after the World Cup, obviously still hurting all over.
    She had lost her voice and suffered large bruises and aches from clapping so hard for so long. The final injuries came when she yowled with joy and jumped off the Brandenburg Gate doing a swan dive into the crowd. The onlookers missed catching her as they were busy raising their steins of beer one more time in a toast to their World Cup champions. She really doesn't mind, though; it was all worth it. And, like her favorite team, she now wakes up every morning with a smile. :x
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