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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited July 2014 Posts: 14,570
    tumblr_n0x3uw1NAH1qzimvho1_250.jpg

    The cat/flamingo hybrid was not quite perfected yet.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited July 2014 Posts: 40,968
    Judging time, everyone! Shame there weren't that many entries, but many thanks to everyone who played.

    In Third Place, @QBranch:
    QBranch wrote: »
    BondCat's 'cousin' Pram Bouvier will return in:
    O
    QUANTUM OF STROLLERS
    7----

    In Second Place, @Thunderfinger:
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    He hated it when Bambi and Thumper took him for a walk.

    And, this week's winner in First Place, @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7:
    0BradyM0Bondfanatic7 wrote: »
    Navigating SPECTRE's labyrinthine headquarters proved to be a massive headache, which Blofeld could attest to. Thankfully, on this day some of his agents pointed him in the right direction towards the War room after he accidentally found himself in the lounge.

    Blofeld [to the agents]: "Thank you very much. I was just out walking my cat and seem to have lost my way..."

    That mental image was too funny to disregard as the winner. Congratulations, Brady! The game is over to you, and thanks again, guys and gals!
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Wow, I didn't expect this as that picture was admittedly very hard to caption. Thanks for the honors, Creasy. :)

    I fear we are sucking the internet dry of cat pictures, but I shall try to find a suitable one to use next... Okay, how about this'n:

    Funny+Cat_.jpg

    Judging this time next week folks, so get your sick, perverted minds going. ;)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    edited July 2014 Posts: 40,968
    Tiddles wanted to play the skin drums, but suddenly had something else in mind...

    or

    Tiddles got really excited to hear that some tasty, warm, tight buns were fresh out of the oven.
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    T-Bone was excited when he could lick the young lady into shape. ;)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Okay, this will be harsh:

    Tiddles was more than curious where the fish scent was emanating from...

    (It's sad that I made myself laugh the entire time I typed that.)
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    Posts: 2,629
    "How did my catnip mouse get in there and how am I suppose to pull it out"?

    or

    The lady barely notices what Tiddles can do with his little paw.

  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    Stealing a bit of yours, Kerim.

    Tiddles notices a string hanging out of the fine lady's underwear, and can only think that the mouse has found another hiding spot! Didn't hide its tail too well, though...
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited July 2014 Posts: 2,629
    I actually considered going there Creasy. :)

    If I had only added the lines, "Wait, that not my mouse. What is this red thing with a string?"
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    Kerim wrote: »
    I actually considered going there Creasy. :)

    If I had only added the lines, "Wait, that not my mouse. What is it and why is it bleeding?"

    Oh, I like your style! :D
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited July 2014 Posts: 2,629
    That will work too. ;)
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    "This was the closest thing resembling a human that Brady would allow near Eva Green's bottom."
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
    edited July 2014 Posts: 28,694
    Creasy47 wrote: »
    "This was the closest thing resembling a human that Brady would allow near Eva Green's bottom."
    Well, I might as well come out with it and be honest, as the ruse has been exposed. The truth is that this photo is one I snapped personally of Eva's...assets, for future use in a CatCapCon. You got me!

    Treat Eva and my photos of her like you're in a museum, lads. Look, but DON'T touch!
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,968
    @0BradyM0Bondfanatic7, oh, I'm looking, alright!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Mom, is that you?
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Looks like the cat that got the cream...
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    To save money Sally had equipped her cat with tattoo ink claws.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited July 2014 Posts: 14,570
    As well as fitting Goodnight's frock with a homing device, Q-Cat also installed some 'optional extras' into her bikini bottom- such as an incredibly convenient scanner interlock button identifier that shuts down solar-powered laser cannons.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    The kitten was not going to allow it's own fur to be shaved off when he saw what had happened to his friend...
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    He really did an excellent job, licking Irma Bunt into shape.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited July 2014 Posts: 6,396
    " I see Someone's been eating chopped liver again ."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Cat nip it in the butt
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    He never understood how it could be a punishment from Vishnu being reborn as a cat.

    Until now.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    edited July 2014 Posts: 6,396
    "I've never purred like that before!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    WillyGalore wrote: »
    "I've never purred like that before!"

    Really? Finally you are converted! Too bad about your boyfriend.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited July 2014 Posts: 14,570
    Tiddles: "Nice gluteus manximus- but where's the tail?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Blofeld training Tiddles to remove panties finally paid off once Tracy was fast asleep in his Alps resort.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
    Posts: 6,396
    "Right idea Mr Bond....but wrong pussy"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    She was only 11, but then again Tiddles was only two, so he got away with it.
  • barryt007barryt007
    Posts: 19,339
    Felix was sure he lost his furball up here somewhere...
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