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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Oh, we're off to a great start! Thanks, @Kerim. Still chuckling ... ;)
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    And here is the photo on this new page:

    cat-out-in-the-snow.jpg
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    12 year old boys the world over are left hugely disappointed after once again typing "MI6" and "Wet Pussy" into Google.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Oh, that is probably true! I never thought of that ... =))

    But that made me just think: Then again; why would they, @Willy? Does MI6 have some sort of reputation I am unaware of?! (Not living in the UK, I can only imagine, I am hardly ever in the loop)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Due to his hatred of water, DaltonBondCat refused to water ski bare-pawed behind the plane full of illegal catnip. Needless to say, he failed the mission, and his licence to kill was revoked. :(
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Coming next summer:

    Paws II

    "Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water..."
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Blofeld had warned Tiddles to make sure he wore his thong when they hit the beach but alas he didn't listen. Now, he wasn't looking forward to washing the sand out of his orifices.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Stromberg had always planned to take his cat along with him when the time came to shelter himself inside his underwater utopia, but the feline's fear of water kept their hearts apart forever afterwards.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    4EverBonded wrote: »
    And here is the photo on this new page:

    cat-out-in-the-snow.jpg

    Cat on a hot tin puddle! :-S
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    :D Enjoying all of these; keep 'em coming!
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Blofeld had recently retired from his side job as a master puppeteer, but it seems not everyone could accept the decision...
  • SoundofthesinnersSoundofthesinners
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    Blofeld's latest assassin was Mr. Tiddles, trained to walk on water on Bond's path. When Bond stops to gawk at the little kitty, Mr. Tiddles would strike, lopping off Bond's head with his razor-sharp claws.
  • SandySandy Somewhere in Europe
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    Been away from this thread for too long, such amazing entries so far! Here's mine:

    Another historical picture out of the Eon vaults. Miss Tiddles filming her sequence of sexy movements and poses under direction of Maurice Binder for one of the iconic title sequences. Unfortunately, despite following the coreography carefully, she didn't pass Mr Binder's extremely high quality standards and ended up being removed from the final cut.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited September 2014 Posts: 14,571
    BONDCAT 009 WILL RETURN IN

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  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Largo believed his quest to find The Tears of Allah was at an end. Well either that, or his incontinent cat had wet itself again.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Meowser! Get those entries in folks. This poor kitty is still tap dancing on/around the water waiting for your help. ;)
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Jesus Cat tries to live up to his name by walking on water for his friends, but once he takes a step on top of the liquid he falls in, soaking himself.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Oop! Sorry I dropped the ball on this.
    Judging in two hours! :)
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
    edited September 2014 Posts: 12,480
    Yes, judging time. :)
    And here is my entry, too:

    "That's the way, uh huh, uh huh! I like it, uh huh, uh huh!" sang Tiddles as he discoed across the lair's floor. That is until he looked up and realized that the puddle was not from an underground leak, but simply that Blofeld was once again too lazy to climb the many stairs to get to the loo. For a fun loving kitty, it was yet another reason to turn double agent and help 007.

    3rd place - everybody else, and thanks for making me laugh.

    Runner up - @Sandy with: (I could really picture Binder filming Tiddles, Sandy!)

    Another historical picture out of the Eon vaults. Miss Tiddles filming her sequence of sexy movements and poses under direction of Maurice Binder for one of the iconic title sequences. Unfortunately, despite following the choreography carefully, she didn't pass Mr Binder's extremely high quality standards and ended up being removed from the final cut.

    And this round's winner is @Kerim, with:
    (So appropriate for the pic, it made me laugh, and Tiddles looks caught in the act)

    Tiddles's bladder control issues misleads Quantum into thinking they've discovered the 60% water supply in the Bolivian desert.

    OK, over to you, @Kerim! :D
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
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    Thanks 4Ever. That reminds me, I have to do break up Roger and a goat.

    After sorting through all of the online cat photos that weren't Grumpy Cat, I found a most deserving photo to be captioned.

    Classy-James-Bond-Cat-Receives-Its-Martini-Shaken-Not-Stirred.jpg

    See you in a week's time.
  • 4EverBonded4EverBonded the Ballrooms of Mars
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    Great photo! :) Ok, I'll start with:

    Tiddles tried hard to be the best Bond he could be. But try as he might, martinis were not for him. He was still addicted to milk. As evidenced by his "half milk moustache."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    A severely hungover Tiddles contemplates hair of the cat.
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Pussy was weighing up the pros and cons of drinking the dogs urine.

    So far, he couldn't think of any pros.
  • 0BradyM0Bondfanatic70BradyM0Bondfanatic7 Quantum Floral Arrangements: "We Have Petals Everywhere"
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    Petco's new line of Bond inspired designer cat dishes never quite made it through the prototype stage.

    OR

    Tiddles: "Iz a fishy supposta fit in der?"
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    The crowd were on tenterhooks as they waited with bated breath for the mouse to high dive into the pool.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    What a great picture! Got writer's block!!!! ~X( Rogueagent will return!
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    He was adamant that he wasn't going to drink it until Ernst put an olive in his martini.
  • RogueAgentRogueAgent
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    Kerim wrote: »
    Thanks 4Ever. That reminds me, I have to do break up Roger and a goat.

    After sorting through all of the online cat photos that weren't Grumpy Cat, I found a most deserving photo to be captioned.

    Classy-James-Bond-Cat-Receives-Its-Martini-Shaken-Not-Stirred.jpg

    See you in a week's time.

    Got one!!!!! :D Here goes!!!

    X_X

    The last time i saw a cocktail like that with this expression on my face? Was when i went into the wrong type of gentleman's club and bumped into Raoul Silva!
  • WillyGaloreWillyGalore
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    Just before Goldfinger strapped him to the table, Bondcat requested a stiff drink. Ironic really because in five minutes time he wouldn't be feeling anything "stiff" ever again....
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    The glass had only just been put in front of him, and yet he already appeared to be legless.
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