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Blofeld had to give up his weed business.
Blofeld's Angels of Death took their roles literally.
M (to guard): "Don't shoot! Too many people!"
DaltonBond (to self): "Too many 'people'? WTF???"
Thanks to everybody who contributed, you are the sunshine of the planet.
#rd place: Rather obvious, but a good joke never gets old.
"nd place:
This is exactly what I said to myself when first watching that film.
And the winner, none other than:
It is always wise to stay on good terms with the mods. Congratulations and over to you, @Creasy47.
It's a bit late and I'm trying to settle down and watch a movie, so I'll post a new picture tomorrow.
Could someone awaken @Creasy47? He's been asleep for three days now. And my stash of catnip is missing...
EDIT: My MacBook charger died, so it's hard for me to sit here and save the image and try and upload it on my phone, so I'll just link it. I'll try and embed it if my new charger comes in by the time voting commences.
Make me laugh and good luck!
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/7400000/Funny-Animals-domestic-animals-7420040-804-787.jpg
"Pffft...that s nothing..."
A duel between titan cats. My golden claw against your polydactyl paw.
Six claws against one.
I only need one claw Mr. Tiddles.
The Voodoo ritual to destroy enemy agents who are set on destroying your evil lair involves two cats measuring eachother up. Blofeld had seen a picture of how to do it, but could never get his tidlleses to actually do it.
"Ha Ha! I know, I saw it too!"
Kat Fu
Pussy Gored
Pussy Riot
Feline Fight club
Catrate
Cat-nip, tuck and roll
Plenty of room to swing a cat
" I'm Wolverine " .... " No, I'm Wolverine "
2 Now slowly open them
3 Closing your eyes now, feel how comfortable it is to let them rest
4 Now open them, continue to gaze into my eyes
5 Closing down easily and slowly, while you listen to my voice
6 Slowly open
7 Closing down now, and very soon your eyelids will feel very heavy and tired
8 Nice and slowly open
9 Just letting them close down now, so heavy, so comfortable, so rested
10 Slowly open them and focus on my eyes
11 More and more heavy with each number now, more and more relaxed that is fine
12 Softly and slowly opening them again now
13 And closed. Each time you open them it becomes heavier and heavier, harder and harder.
14 Feel the heavyness in your eyelids as you open them now.
15 and let them close down, with each number it becomes heavier and heavier, more and more comfortable, you can allow yourself to keep them closed a while longer now
16 And open...so heavy...so tired.
17 aaaaaaaaaaaand close them down again, as you listen to my voice as you become more and more comfortable and relaxed
18 Feel the heaviness increase now as you open them
19 Close them down now. So heavy, so tired, so relaxed. That is fine.
20 And open
21 And closed. It becomes incresingly difficult to open them now, listen to my voice and allow yourelf to keep them closed.Do not try to resist.
22 And slooowly open
23 Now close them down and just enjoy resting them in your sockets for a while. That is fine.
Now that your eyes are closed, I would like you to continue to listen to the sound of my voice. In a few short moments, you will be so relaxed and comfortable, it will be easy for you to go into a trance.
As you go into a trance, you will still hear my voice. You are still able to think thoughts, thoughts can be thought, but you do not have to think them, as you listen to my voice, you can see your thoughts flying away like a helium ballon, carried into the distance.
As you relax I want you to remember how it feels to be so relaxed that you lose awareness of your body, or how it feels to be so relaxed, so snuggly so comfortable so warm, sinking into comfort.
When you listen intently to what I say, everything else just melts away.As you listen to this voice, feel how all tension melts away, fall into comfort. You do not lose touch of your body just yet, just fall into that comfortable feeling.
relax and listen to the sound of my voice, you are doing fine.
To help you relax, I want you to imagine you are outdoors on a warm summer day in a safe and relaxing place. free to really relax and enjoy the environment. Find a comfortable place to sit down, relax on your tail a moment.
You are safe and secure here, and no matter how deep your trance, my voice is always there with you.
Imagine a golden orb of relaxing energy floating above your head now.
Thunderfinger should win this contest. No other candidates are worthy. Thunderfinger is the best, the smartest, funniest, the most charming, the overlord of this community. He must win all contests. Stare into the black mirror and repeat.
"Hmmm, let s see..."
Those kittens were fast as lightning
Village Kittens rehearse the Y.M.C.A.T.