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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Lady Gaga shows her new bra.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Two mouths and three assholes. We need a bigger litterbox.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    You only lick twice.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    I ve been working in the Kremlin with a two headed cat.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    edited August 2015 Posts: 13,384
    The brand new Mouseanator T1000.
    ( T for Tiddles )
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Ernst thought Irma was sweet enough, but she had a really ugly pussy.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Ernst thought Irma was sweet enough, but she had a really ugly pussy.

    Well, go ahead and stop the caption contest now. If I was helming it, this would be an instant winner. Can't stop laughing.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Creasy47 wrote: »
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    Ernst thought Irma was sweet enough, but she had a really ugly pussy.

    Well, go ahead and stop the caption contest now. If I was helming it, this would be an instant winner. Can't stop laughing.
    DrGorner wrote: »
    You only lick twice.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 2015 Posts: 14,571
    "Beg your pardon. Forgot to split."

    or

    Everyone gave the cat their undivided attention.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 2015 Posts: 14,571
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    LeChiffur: "Derangement of the face, my dear general. Something sinister."
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    She bought it in a bag. A real bargain.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Scene from CR (Catsino Royale):

    ...I said, you're a bloody idiot. Look in my eyes. I can beat this-
    I... I cannot.
    Huh? You cannot what? Vespurr look in my eyes. I can beat this cat, you know that and you're not looking me in the eyes WHY won't you look me in the eyes???
    Get your paw off my arm.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Ernst, you never should have lent Sniffy to Mr Big.
  • MrcogginsMrcoggins Following in the footsteps of Quentin Quigley.
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    Zaphod Beblebrox's pussy.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Raymond Benson's new James Bond novel Doublepussy has just got some great publicity.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    He also had nine tails, yet it was he who was dealt the punishment.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Blofeld had really had it with his double talking cat
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    It could meow in stereo.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Owner: "What's that, doctor? This one has 18 lives?! Why, that's fantastic news!"

    *cat curses for entire 18 lives*
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    It's been about two weeks, care to judge this while you're online, @Dragonpol?
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Creasy47 wrote: »
    It's been about two weeks, care to judge this while you're online, @Dragonpol?

    Yes, certainly. I'll read over them and pick the winner etc. :)
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    As long as you pick me.

  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
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    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    As long as you pick me.

    Ignore this. Pick me, instead.

    *waves $1 bill towards @Dragonpol*
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    The dollar isn t worth a dime these days.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    You need Euro, the Dollar isn't what it used to be.
    A nice big silver case full. :D
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    DrGorner wrote: »
    You need Euro, the Dollar isn't what it used to be.
    A nice big silver case full. :D

    Pounds sterling only please. Gold bullion is also accepted. I'm not fussy. :D
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    But only marked with a small Z ? ;)
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    Sorry for the delay but I'll be judging this later on tonight so if you still have captions feel free to post them in the meantime. :)
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Quarrel Jr: "My regards to Tiddles Samedi, man- right between the eyes."
    Bond: "But I only have time for one shot!"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    OK, finally it's judging time.

    There were so many great entries that this was very difficult to judge!

    3rd Place:

    @QBranch with:

    Owner: "What's that, doctor? This one has 18 lives?! Why, that's fantastic news!"

    *cat curses for entire 18 lives*

    2nd Place:

    @Creasy47 with:

    "Hence Janus, the two-faced Roman cat come to life."

    1st Place:

    @Thunderfinger

    Her kids wanted a Siamese cat for Christmas. The joke was on them.

    Over to you, @Thunderfinger. A worthy winner!


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