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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,588
    Craig: "Wait. 'Think on your sins'? What is that?"

    Mendes: "Oh, that's just hate mail from Kate."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    Sam:"Hey Ben, i heard you like Anime, so i wanted to show you my Hentai collection. Wanna look?"

    Ben:"Umm interesting..."

    Daniel:"What in the actual F........"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Check it out, guys. I installed a camera in the ladies room. They won t find this for years."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,588
    Mendes: "This is a kick-ass video game. And the PC version... WAY better than on console."

    Craig: "Aren't you supposed to be directing? Cary Fukunaga would never do such a thing."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
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    Sam: These Bond fans are crazy, have you ever been to mi6community.com? They have a Bond Girl Friday thread. Hey Ben, check her out, isn't she hot?

    Ben: Umm, well, I guess so.

    Daniel: Uhh, she's freaking hot, oh wait that's the one I banged right?
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,813

    In a case of life imitating art, between filming scenes Director Sam Mendes connected to
    "Q's network" and instantly lost control of his National Insurance number, TikTok credentials,
    Friendster, Yik Yak, Vine, MI6 Community password, plus five bank accounts.

  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    It's from Michael and Barbara. You're fired, Daniel.
    Cover: creative differences. Real reason: wrist-slashing comments.
  • jobojobo
    edited May 2021 Posts: 7,507
    Sam: Wow, look at this, guys! This super hot girl in a bikini on facebook says she thinks I'm cute and will have sex with me if I contact her on email! I always expected I woud get a lot more attention from girls after I started directing Bond!

    Daniel: Oh yes, I've talked to that girl before. We were flirting online and she was totally into me, but then I gave her my bank account number and all my passwords and I didn't hear from her since... It was probably a connection issue... Say hi from Daniel!

    Sam: Oh no, you're not interrupting this, she's mine!!
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Mr. Mendes regularly interrupted filming to threaten actor Daniel Craig
    that he was contacting Aiden Turner to report on location and replace him in the Bond role.

  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    Sam: "OK, Blofeld being Bond s father is perhaps too much. I am changing it to him being Bond s hairdresser."
    Daniel: " How about them being old lovers?"
    Ben: "Maybe his cat can be a sibling of my cat?"
    Sam: "You are onto something there.Hmmm..."
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited May 2021 Posts: 5,185
    00Agent wrote: »
    ok here you go.
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    Sam: "Hey guys, help me out here, I'm trying to come up with a funny caption for the Bond Community CapCon."

    Daniel: "Me? Doing jokes? I'd rather slash my wrists."

    Ben: "Could i have my laptop back already? And could you please stop watching porn on it?"


    Anyone else? I'm picking a winner in 2 days.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Sam " Hey, I've won the Nigerian lottery ! Great I won't have to do SPECTRE "

  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    -Curious little machine. It even recorded a video of my face!
    -That's your reflection, Sam. You have to turn it on.
    -Yes, I know that, yes.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,588
    Sam (tapping away on the keyboard): "Okay, nearly done! Just patching up the plot holes."
    Dan: "Sam, the laptop is still off."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
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    Sam to Ben " Hand me the tippex would you. I've made a spelling mistake ! "
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    edited June 2021 Posts: 5,185
    Delete plz
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
    Posts: 9,041
    "What did you say, guys? I can't hear you. The fan in this laptop is too f...ing loud!"

    (Just my own experience with my Vaio from about that time. Fortunately, I've got a really quiet notebook 1 1/2 years ago.)
  • 00Agent00Agent Any man who drinks Dom Perignon '52 can't be all bad.
    Posts: 5,185
    Congrats to @QBranch for winning this round! =D>
    QBranch wrote: »
    Sam (tapping away on the keyboard): "Okay, nearly done! Just patching up the plot holes."
    Dan: "Sam, the laptop is still off."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,813

    There. I'll just leave my message to Barbara
    declining to direct BOND 24 in the Draft folder so it's handy.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,588
    Many thanks, @00Agent! Some real good captions here, so a bit surprised to have won.

    Let's try something different:

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Daniel has a gorgeous body. He was all over me and we did it like eight times last night. I think he is too big for me. I am very sore down there today. Also, I think I am carrying his child."

    "What the hell, Mark?"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    "Rachel, I am sorry to tell you this, but I hear Daniel and Lea are getting along very well on set, if you know what I mean?

    Soo...you want to get back at him? If you know what I mean?"
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
    I would love to help her with all her revenges.

    Sorry, forgot about the contest for a moment.
  • jobojobo
    edited June 2021 Posts: 7,507
    Rachel: "You know what, I just talked to Dan. I have incredible news! He said that with some training the role as the next Bond should be pretty much nailed on! All the qualifications the producers look for are there and Dan says Barbara loves the idea!

    Mark: "Really Rachel! Oh, thank you! I have always wanted to play Bond, but I never thought they would seriously consider me. This is unbelievable! I don't know what to say!

    Rachel: "I am not talking about you, stupid! It's me!"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,588
    Rachel: "Not much hair up top there, Mark. I bet you've thought of auditioning for Blofeld. I bet you've rehearsed a whole monologue for it!"

    Mark: "Do you remember when you first came here, how you hated apples? How you were sick when you even saw one? But all that is over now, for I have shown you how foolish it was. And your cure is nearly done. I have taught you to love apples. To love their flesh, their voice. Yes, your cure is nearly done. And soon you will go home to look after the apples, which you love so much."

    Rachel: "!!!"
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    "You know, Rachel, underneath all these clothes I am naked. I suppose you are too, huh?"
  • jobojobo
    Posts: 7,507
    "So Rachel... is it true what they say about Dan's little finger?"
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
    QBranch wrote: »
    I have taught you to love apples. To love their flesh, their voice.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    QBranch wrote: »
    I have taught you to love apples. To love their flesh, their voice.

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,588
    mattjoes wrote: »
    QBranch wrote: »
    I have taught you to love apples. To love their flesh, their voice.
    Ah yes, the old 'Adam's apple in the throat' trick.
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