Making Fun of Your Favorite Super Spy

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• RichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.

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  CarlAbrams

  
• NickTwentyTwo Vancouver, BC, Canada

  December 2022 Posts: 7,606

  :))
• RichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.

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  Etsy

  
• RichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.

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  Q Branch Pen

  
• Agent_99 enjoys a spirited ride as much as the next girl

  December 2022 Posts: 3,219

  Hahahaha!!
• TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.

  December 2022 Posts: 1,178

  Imagine this:
  A new Roger Moore outing as Bond with Lee Tamahori as the director and Paul Haggis & Joshua Zetumer, along with Purvis & Wade as the writers.
  'Lots Of Pain'
  Coming Never (Thank God...)
• Dragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com

  December 2022 Posts: 18,580

  TheSkyfallen06 wrote: »

  Imagine this:
  A new Roger Moore outing as Bond with Lee Tamahori as the director and Paul Haggis & Joshua Zetumer, along with Purvis & Wade as the writers.
  'Lots Of Pain'
  Coming Never (Thank God...)

  
  Roger Moore is the only saving grace there. The rest sounds awful.
• NickTwentyTwo Vancouver, BC, Canada

  December 2022 Posts: 7,606

  I don’t think Paul Haggis will be writing Bond films for awhile
• Dragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com

  December 2022 Posts: 18,580

  NickTwentyTwo wrote: »

  I don’t think Paul Haggis will be writing Bond films for awhile

  
  Purvis and Wade, on the other hand, will most likely go on until they get their bus passes.
• TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.

  December 2022 edited December 2022 Posts: 1,178

  If you think about, the Fast and Furious franchise is essentially the same as the Bond films:
  
  - Fancy Cars ✓
  
  - Car Chases ✓
  
  - 'Making Love' Scenes ✓
  
  - Secret Agents ✓
• Dragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com

  December 2022 Posts: 18,580

  TheSkyfallen06 wrote: »

  If you think about, the Fast and Furious franchise is essentially the same as the Bond films:
  
  - Fancy Cars ✓
  
  - Car Chases ✓
  
  - 'Making Love' Scenes ✓
  
  - Secret Agents ✓

  
  Only with much less class.
• RichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.

  December 2022 Posts: 14,264

  Reese Witherspoon as Agent 007 in ‘Legally Bond’
  https://laughingsquid.com/reese-witherspoon-as-agent-007-in-legally-bond/

  

  
  
• SIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters

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  James Bond Casino Reunion
  
• RichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.

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  http://www.dinktoons.com/tag/james-bond/

  
• SIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters

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  Another one from Lampoonery! This is really great! :)) =))
  
• M_Balje Amsterdam, Netherlands

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• TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.

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• Gobi-1

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  Before Magnum, p.i. there was...
  
  
• Agent_99 enjoys a spirited ride as much as the next girl

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  https://twitter.com/MontereyAq/status/1639340823287570432
• SIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters

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• TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.

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  Seems legit...
• TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.

  April 2023 Posts: 1,178

  https://www.reddit.com/r/JamesBond/comments/12xa73k/q_is_not_going_to_be_happy/
• j_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'

  April 2023 Posts: 9,201

  TheSkyfallen06 wrote: »

  https://www.reddit.com/r/JamesBond/comments/12xa73k/q_is_not_going_to_be_happy/

  
  This is quite an old image being reposted now and then. I seem to remember I once read that the casualty was not even an original DB5, but a replica. Either way, shit happens.
• Dragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com

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  j_w_pepper wrote: »

  TheSkyfallen06 wrote: »

  https://www.reddit.com/r/JamesBond/comments/12xa73k/q_is_not_going_to_be_happy/

  
  This is quite an old image being reposted now and then. I seem to remember I once read that the casualty was not even an original DB5, but a replica. Either way, shit happens.

  
  It was just a marriage with a lamppost, as Ian Fleming would say.
• SIS_HQ At the Vauxhall Headquarters

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  You're right, Mr. Bond, you've learned a lot from Fleming!
  
  Bond suddenly had a thought.....
  
  
  
• mattjoes Paul King for Bond 26

  May 2023 Posts: 7,100

  Alternate endings from the YouTube channel "007 Alternate Endings." Not all the endings are great, but still, so many gems in there. Videos posted in order of personal preference. I've taken the liberty of directing you to what I think are the funniest parts of each video.
  
  TLD:
  My favorites at 1:03 / 2:34 / 5:20, but watch everything.
  
  
  AVTAK:
  My favorite at 2:52, but watch everything.
  
  
  DAF:
  Go straight to 1:16. A masterpiece of dumb.
  
  
  GF:
  The first one has got the Midas touch.
  
  
  LTK
  Just watch the whole thing.
  
  
  TMWTGG
  Just watch this whole thing. A smorgasbord of stupidity.
  
  
  

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  And some classic aternate endings from "isthefallguy". These are just in chronological film order, but you should watch MR first and the others later.
  
  DN:
  
  
  MR:
  
  
  TSWLM
  
  
  FYEO
  
  
  OP:
  
• TheSkyfallen06 Buenos Aires, Argentina.

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  https://www.reddit.com/r/JamesBond/comments/134qkl2/the_names_blend_james_blend/
• RichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.

  May 2023 Posts: 14,264

  Dalton Bond accused of having a Saint-like moment.
  
  

  
  
  
• mattjoes Paul King for Bond 26

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  I'd forgotten that deleted scene from LTK.
  
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  That pesky John Barry is at it again. Will he ever stop?
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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  So stupid... naturally, I love it.
  
  
• mattjoes Paul King for Bond 26

  May 2023 Posts: 7,100

  This one deserves its own post. Genius.