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USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when you have to speech at your best friend's wedding.

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  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    CommanderRoss wrote: »
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    "Man with bottle."

    Should've gotten his own movie. :-D
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
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    You are marvelously well-equipped.
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    edited July 2023 Posts: 7,134
    Was thinking about TMWTGG and suddenly this line reminded me of this thread:

    "I didn't recognise you with your clothes on."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Buliatch!
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    USE A LINE FROM A BOND FILM when you want to signal that you're not in the mood for lovemaking tonight.
  • George_KaplanGeorge_Kaplan Being chauffeured by Tibbett
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    I'm truly sorry to have to dash off like this, but there's been a bit of a flap at the office.
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    "My knee aches. Every single day! Twice as bad when it is cold."
  • peterpeter Toronto
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    Now put your clothes back on, and I’ll buy you an ice cream…..
  • chrisisallchrisisall Brosnan Defender Of The Realm
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    peter wrote: »
    Now put your clothes back on, and I’ll buy you an ice cream…..

    Can't do better than this.
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    "Skip it I'm not interested."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Dink, say goodbye to Felix.
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    For your eyes only, darling.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Pigs! Borsch! Cake! There must be another way!
  • Jordo007Jordo007 Merseyside
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    "Does Ellipsis mean anything to you?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    "You should find a new boyfriend."
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    "Well, you're bloody well not sleeping here!"
  • Last_Rat_StandingLast_Rat_Standing Long Neck Ice Cold Beer Never Broke My Heart
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    "This is an old friend of mine, and it tells me, something smells."
  • MalloryMallory
    edited July 2023 Posts: 2,165
    Codeword not, I say again, not imminent.
  • MartinBondMartinBond Trying not to muck it up again
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    "Right idea... but wrong pussy."
  • ToTheRightToTheRight
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    "Back to the salt mines........".
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    Some great choices, folks. Let's move on.

    Use a line from a Bond film when you catch Pierce Brosnan crashing in your bed.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Huh? What's it like if he "crashes in my bed"? I don't "crash" in my bed myself.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    DarthDimi wrote: »
    Use a line from a Bond film when you catch Pierce Brosnan crashing in your bed.
    "You'd better find yourself a new lover."
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Nick Nack - Tabasco!
  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    Mr. Big's gonna take care of you in a minute.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    "If it comes to a choice between you and Elliot, I've made my bed. You don't sleep in it anymore."
  • ToTheRightToTheRight
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    "Well you're certainly not sleeping here."
  • thedovethedove hiding in the Greek underworld
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    "Now get out....now MOVE!!!!"
  • DarthDimiDarthDimi Behind you!Moderator
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    echo wrote: »
    Mr. Big's gonna take care of you in a minute.

    This one made me laugh very 'hard', @echo. 😁😉
  • MartinBondMartinBond Trying not to muck it up again
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    "What makes you think this is my first time?"
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