BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    edited July 3 Posts: 7,021
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    In 2015, Pierce Brosnan managed to break Q's two cardinal rules at once:
    He let everyone see him bleed in the film No Escape.
  • SimonSimon Keeping The British End Up...
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    A the blood ran down his face, Pierce was confused about why he was attacked - after all, he only offered to sing his songs from Mamma Mia.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Dejected and disillusioned after DAD,
    Brosnan returned to his island residence.
    There he took to wearing his Hawaiian hobo shirt
    and picking fights with the locals.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Letting go is hard.

  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    You want to see my range. Okay, this is blood face. Next I'll do

    Pain Face!
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    "If that's Barbara on the phone, I did NOT get into a fight with her new boy Daniel!"
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    hahaha well done! Your turn to come up with a sharp picture of one of our artists.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    @RichardTheBruce's offered image served as insurance that
    he'd never be asked to perform that service again.

  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Algernon: Good to see you, Mr. Bond. Things were getting awfully doll around here.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    Thanks. Here.


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    'keeping the British end up' certainly has changed over time.
  • j_w_pepperj_w_pepper Born on the bayou, but I now hear a new dog barkin'
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    Since his new partner looked so much like Ron Weasley, Pierce decided to get a couple of popsicles from Florean Fortescue's Ice Cream Parlor on Diagon Alley.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Production for the ex-Bond reunion film
    Operation Brother, They Gave You a Kid in the Last Film? (a.k.a. O.K. Broccoli)
    was so cheap that even stand-ins were a luxury.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Desperate to cling to their youth, Craig and Brosnan overdid the plastic surgery to the point of absurdity.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    EON Productions' new series, Thunderbros, was poised to become a major event. To be produced in Gerry Anderson's classic "Supermarionation" style and streaming on Prime Video, the show would bring former James Bond actors Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig together, placing them in exciting new adventures. Unfortunately, the series would end up receiving harsh reviews, with particular criticism aimed at what was perceived to be "wooden" performances from the two leads.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    @RichardTheBruce's new caption pic was absolute insanity. The British government was forced to send two of its best operatives to deal with the madman.
  • slide_99slide_99 USA
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    The Vladimir Putin/Steven Seagal action figure set sold poorly on its initial run in Russia, but is now considered a valuable collector's item.
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    With no clear actor to use in Bond 26, EON doubled down and cut the budget drastically.


  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    "What was that line in GoldenEye Pierce, when you find out Alec is Janus?"

    "Why?"

    "Exactly."

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Team America 2: London Calling
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    Despite looking like a pair of twins from Miami Vice, Daniel and Pierce had a strong no red wine policy for any woman hoping to get their rose.


  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    The voodoo dolls would prove useful in dissuading former Bond actors from slandering EON Productions.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Eon plan that future Bonds have
    inconspicuous tuxedo knee pads installed
    courtesy of Q Branch.

    And codpieces.
    Alba gu bràth!

  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
    Live and Let Diaper.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,807

    Letting go is hard.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,584
    Roger: "Yes, well, you get your candy red scarf on and I'll buy you a candy apple!"
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Lazenby didn't show. Again.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    Posts: 13,807

    Two enthusiastic contenders didn't get the update for canceled auditions and
    that Executive producer Merry Saltzman's company Placeholder Productions
    ran into legal issues with their announced stage show
    James Bond: The Musical.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,584
    Brosnan circa 2005: "White knight to white rook(ie) - Don't worry, you'll be alwight."

    2007: Brosnan presents DC with an unbloomed flower, symbolizing his nipping the bud of the naysayers.

    Upon their return from the survival course in Siberia they spoke of mental attitudes and shared neck warmth, the latter being a success.
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