BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • slide_99slide_99 USA
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    Craig was persistent, but Daniel Kleinman firmly rejected his idea for the main titles sequence.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Liverpool won last week.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Guns out when the sun's, um, set?
  • BennyBenny Shaken not stirredAdministrator, Moderator
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    The deleted scene of Bond attempting to seduce Silva was wisely cut from Skyfall.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Daniel Craig's enthusiastic but unexplainable audition
    drove a nail through the heart of the planned project for a
    modern British version of Saturday Night Fever.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    In his dreams, James Bond slipped the leash
    of strict British culture and social norms.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    In 2026, 5 years after the release of No Time To Die,
    Daniel Craig's third cousin Nathaniel Craig (stage name "Flittermouse")
    starred in the badly received spy spoof called So-So Family
    (Mission Foster Brother).


  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Global James Bond Day 2024.


  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    He cared more about dancing than who plays the next Bond.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    As Craig's sense of hearing declined,
    most casual discussion triggered his
    unrequested dance performances.
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    This just in: Craig protests on Turkish rooftop.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    After making eye contact with the gentleman's wife,
    Craig seals the deal with a (socially distanced) lap dance.
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