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Making Fun of Your Favorite Super Spy

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Room for improvement:

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  • RevelatorRevelator
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    Buck. James Buck.

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  • HitchBondUSAHitchBondUSA USA
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  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    what a sad person that guy is.
  • HitchBondUSAHitchBondUSA USA
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    CommanderRoss wrote: »
    what a sad person that guy is.

    Yeah craig It's making fun of our favorite spy dressed as a woman
  • SeveSeve The island of Lemoy
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    MI6's Got Talent

    M – Ah, come in 007, I’ve got a new mission for you
    Bond – What is it sir?
    M – We’re sending you under cover at the Miss World pageant
    Bond – Phawwww! I mean really sir? I thought beauty pageants had become something of a male chauvinist anachronism in the modern world?
    M – (Under his breath) rather like yourself
    Bond – What was that?
    M – Oh, nothing, nothing
    Bond – I thought you said something?
    M – They’ve revamped the format, along the lines of the popular “… Got Talent” series, and brought in Simon Cowell as a judge
    Bond – And where do I fit in sir?
    M – You’re also going to be a judge, which will allow you to move about freely and ask as many questions as you like
    Bond – And what is the purpose of the mission sir?
    M – Someone is planning to assassinate Simon Cowell
    Bond – But why would the Russians or the Chinese want to assassinate an obnoxious talent show judge?
    M – It’s not the Russians or the Chinese 007!
    Bond – Then who is going to assassinate Simon Cowell?
    M – You are
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