Each actor - Their worst and best line delivery

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  • Posts: 19,339
    They did give him some bad bad dialogue,i'm surprised he didn't object to it,especially in DAD - some are genuinely embarassing and cringeworthy.
  • Posts: 11,189
    A bad one for Connery:

    "A vast supply of diamonds being manipulated by an expert in light refraction" (DAF)

    Christ you half expect him to yawn after he delivers that line.
  • Posts: 6,396
    What do you expect? It's from DAF. ;-)
  • edited August 2014 Posts: 11,189
    When my dad saw that bit even he said (without any prompting):

    "He looks pretty bored doesn't he"

    I'd rather watch Charles Gray in that film to be honest. At least he seems to be having a bit more fun.
  • Posts: 75
    Good one for Brosnan, one off his best a voice like music.

    "Who said the helicopter posed no immediate THREAAT" - Goldeneye
  • TheWizardOfIceTheWizardOfIce 'One of the Internet's more toxic individuals'
    Posts: 9,117
    BAIN123 wrote: »
    There's one in SF I'm not sure about:

    "Only a certain type of woman wears a backless dress with a Baretta (?) attached to her thigh"

    This, along with Severine's response about Walthers, has always struck me as a particularly inane exchange - classic P&W trying to make the characters sound cool and as if its the sort of thing people in the world of espionage would say to each other but just comes across as being from the script of a Bond computer game.

    Even if they are sufficiently trained to spot that the other is carrying (Bond probably, Severine doubtful) how can they tell the make of gun?
    I guess the casino seems to be on several levels so Bond being Bond he might have managed to get below her at some point and have cheeky a butchers up her skirt but how on earth is she deducing its a Walther? Shes just an ex prostitute who now sets people up to be shot isnt she? This line makes her out to be a cross between Sherlock Holmes and Mike from Breaking Bad.

    Anyway back on topic (ie bashing Brozza - thats what this threads about isnt it?) cant believe no one has had 'I'm going aaaftah him' from DAD yet. I also hate his delivery of 'What do you think? as he points at M in his hobo beard.

    Also cant blame Broz here I suppose as his delivery is fine but 'Its time for a station break' from TND is my most hated line in the whole of Bond. 'Yo mamma' I can live with; I hate it obviously but its from a moronic character who I couldnt care less about and am never going to see again so I'm not going to lose any sleep over it. But this 'station break' bullshit is supposedly uttered by someone who is British and was educated at a public school. How could it be that none of the many British people on set that day had the bottle to say 'That sounds f*****g ridiculous. No British person would ever say that even if IS had them kneeling down in an orange jumpsuit on Youtube and were about to hack off their head.'

    I appreciate youve got a dumb American audience to pander to who can only understand their own idiom but BOND SPEAKS THE QUEENS ENGLISH FFS!
  • MayDayDiVicenzoMayDayDiVicenzo Here and there
    Posts: 5,080
    You never cease to entertain, Wiz!
  • edited August 2014 Posts: 11,189
    Wow Wizard. I sense you're annoyed haha :p Maybe you went a bit too far with the IS remark though.

    I too don't like Brozza's "and wadda you think" moment. His acting in that whole scene is quite bad to be honest.
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    Anyway back on topic (ie bashing Brozza - thats what this threads about isnt it?) cant believe no one has had 'I'm going aaaftah him' from DAD yet. I also hate his delivery of 'What do you think? as he points at M in his hobo beard.

    He can't even get that right though. He says the line AND THEN he points at her! Ludicrous.
  • edited August 2014 Posts: 4,813
    Connery:
    Best: "Red wine with fish. That should have told me something"
    Worst: "Fetch my shoes"

    Lazenby:
    Best: "Gatecrasher. I'll leave you to tidy up."
    Worst: "Just keep MY mind on YOUR driving!"

    Moore:
    Best: "You left this with Ferrara I believe."
    Worst: "Let's try reverse-- that's backwards" "Women drivers...." "Would you like me to drive?" (basically that whole scene from TSWLM)

    Dalton:
    Best: "You earned it-- you keep it... old buddy."
    Worst: "Don't think..... just let it happen."

    Brosnan:

    Best: "In the end you're just a bank robber. Nothing more than a common thief."
    Worst: "Now there's a name to die for"

    Craig:
    Best: "The name's Bond. James Bond." (great end to a great movie)
    Worst: "What a waste of good scotch."
    00Beast wrote: »
    Lazenby

    "Thanks Q, but this time I've got the gadgets, and I know how to use them." (how does that even make sense?)
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  • edited August 2014 Posts: 2,402
    00Beast wrote: »
    Lazenby

    "Thanks Q, but this time I've got the gadgets, and I know how to use them." (how does that even make sense?)
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  • edited November 2021 Posts: 2,402
    Amazingly, I was the last person to comment here... seven years ago :))

    Connery
    BEST: "Tell me, which lunatic asylum did they get you out of?" (From Russia with Love)
    WORST: "Is that who it was?" (Diamonds Are Forever)

    Lazenby
    BEST: "This department owes her a debt. She saved my life." (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)
    WORST: "Tactfully adjusted to favour me." (On Her Majesty's Secret Service)

    Moore
    BEST: "The answer to the question is yes. I did kill him." (The Spy Who Loved Me)
    WORST: "Madam. Would you be good enough to move this inverted bedpan?" (The Man with the Golden Gun)

    Dalton
    BEST: "Stuff my orders! I only kill professionals. That girl didn't know one end of a rifle from the other." (The Living Daylights)
    WORST: "Salt corrosion." (The Living Daylights)

    Brosnan
    BEST: "I never miss." (The World is Not Enough)
    WORST: "He knew about my shoulder, knew exactly where to hurt me." (The World is Not Enough)

    Craig
    BEST:
    "For what felt like five minutes of my life, I wanted everything with you...you know, I came here to find out who gave you the poison, but I am not leaving here without you knowing that...I have loved you. And I will love you. And I don't regret a second of my life that led me to you...except when I put you on that train."
    (No Time to Die)
    WORST: "I said TURN IT OFF!" (SPECTRE)
  • AceHoleAceHole Belgium, via Britain
    Posts: 1,731
    chrisisall wrote: »
    00Beast wrote:
    Dalton
    Worst: "No, the steel-tipped." (TLD)

    How was THAT a bad delivery? Just a matter of fact statement... :-??

    This, and: That whole sequence is Dalton's finest hour. Every gesture, every line - it's all spot on. Fleming's essence of 007 never came closer to the big screen.
  • Posts: 526
    Daniel Craig’s “-Bond, James Bond” at the end of Casino Royale. That was perfection, magic. It doesn’t get any better than that. Iconic.
  • NickTwentyTwoNickTwentyTwo Vancouver, BC, Canada
    edited October 2021 Posts: 7,551
    I know it’s been discussed to death before, but when Bond is making the comments about the beretta and the backless dress to Severine, he’s referring to her in Shanghai, not her right there in the Macau casino.
    Sorry if everyone already knows this, I’m pretty drunk.
    EDIT: I didn’t realize Wizards comment was from seven years ago.
  • Posts: 16,169
    Connery
    Best: " Now hear this, Goldfinger. Your luck has just changed. I doubt very much if the Miami Beach police would take kindly to what you're doing." -GOLDFINGER
    Weakest: "Which girl?" -YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE

    Lazenby
    Best: " I love you. I know I'll never find another girl like you. Will you marry me?"
    Weakest: "Now who was he?"


    Moore
    Best: "In our business, Anya, people get killed. We both know that. So did he. It was either him or me. The answer to the question is yes. I did kill him"- THE SPY WHO LOVED ME
    Weakest: " Here, you may need this to play with your asp".-OCTOPUSSY

    Dalton
    Best: "It'll take about ten seconds to reach us. Plenty of time for a sniper to make STRAWBERRY JAM of him." -THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS
    Weakest: "Yeah. looks like he came to a dead end. COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -LICENCE TO KILL

    Brosnan
    Best: "I must say, I've had a lovely evening. You?"- GOLDENEYE
    Weakest: "....and what do YOU think?'"- DIE ANOTHER DAY

    Craig
    Best: " A little, but I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood"- CASINO ROYALE
    Weakest: "Bond............James.............................Bond"- SPECTRE
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
    Posts: 7,021
    Moore
    Best: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    Runner-up: Hold tight!
  • Posts: 2,165
    A couple of duffers from Craig 🤣

    OF COURSE! Mr White (rolls eyes)

    Madeleine, how did they know I was HERRRE?


  • VenutiusVenutius Yorkshire
    Posts: 3,152
    Daniel Craig’s “-Bond, James Bond” at the end of Casino Royale. That was perfection, magic. It doesn’t get any better than that. Iconic.

    This. Bond steps up past White, with the music rising, looks down and delivers the line. It quite literally could not have been better.
  • Posts: 7,430
    Mallory wrote: »
    A couple of duffers from Craig 🤣

    OF COURSE! Mr White (rolls eyes)

    Madeleine, how did they know I was HERRRE?

    Mallory wrote: »
    A couple of duffers from Craig 🤣

    OF COURSE! Mr White (rolls eyes)

    Madeleine, how did they know I was HERRRE?


    When I heard that first I actually thought he said "haaaaaair?"
    And thought, oh we're back to the blonde Bond thing again, full circle!
  • Posts: 16,169
    Mallory wrote: »
    A couple of duffers from Craig 🤣

    OF COURSE! Mr White (rolls eyes)

    Madeleine, how did they know I was HERRRE?


    I was going to use either one of those for Craig's weakest line delivery. However I do love the "OF COURSE Mr White!" bit. LOL.

    I always thought his delivery of " Right now I'm your best chance of staying alive." could've used another take.
  • edited October 2021 Posts: 2,402
    I've been quite fond of the "how did they know I was HERE" delivery every time I've seen NTTD. I think it shows desperate rage from Bond, which in the novels he deteriorates into on at least a handful of occasions, as Bond is at the peak of his trauma in that moment.

    Honestly, I'm surprised no one has highlighted the Blofeld scene (perhaps "but then it all went wrong") as their least favourite instead. Again, I'm very fond of that scene and I think Craig is brilliant in it, but I feel like it's not a scene for every Bond fan as far as the character is concerned.

    I'm also a bit torn on my "worst" for Moore, as he very quickly follows up the "inverted bedpan" line with "a GREEEEEEN. ROOOOOLS. ROYCE!" which is about equally bad; I think those two lines might be the only moments where Moore's acting is outright poor. There are other moments in his tenure where I disagree with his choices as far as Bond is concerned, but I don't think his acting in and of itself is weak.
  • edited October 2021 Posts: 2,165
    Mathis1 wrote: »
    Mallory wrote: »
    A couple of duffers from Craig 🤣

    OF COURSE! Mr White (rolls eyes)

    Madeleine, how did they know I was HERRRE?

    Mallory wrote: »
    A couple of duffers from Craig 🤣

    OF COURSE! Mr White (rolls eyes)

    Madeleine, how did they know I was HERRRE?


    When I heard that first I actually thought he said "haaaaaair?"
    And thought, oh we're back to the blonde Bond thing again, full circle!

    When Madeleine asks “Do you know what the worst thing is about you” I half expected Bond to reply “is it my blonde hair?”
  • Posts: 526
    Venutius wrote: »
    Daniel Craig’s “-Bond, James Bond” at the end of Casino Royale. That was perfection, magic. It doesn’t get any better than that. Iconic.

    This. Bond steps up past White, with the music rising, looks down and delivers the line. It quite literally could not have been better.

    Agree 100%. Still gives me chills. I never cheat and watch the ending on Youtube, etc. I always watch Casino R I’m its entirety to see that.
  • NickTwentyTwoNickTwentyTwo Vancouver, BC, Canada
    Posts: 7,551
    I have nothing to contribute to this thread, but it has been an excellent read.
  • DeathToSpies84DeathToSpies84 Newton-le-Willows, England
    edited November 2021 Posts: 257
    Connery:

    Best: - "That’s a Smith and Wesson. And you’ve had your six.” - Dr. No

    Weakest: - "My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!" - Goldfinger

    Lazenby:

    Best: - "Gatecrasher. I’ll leave you to tidy up." - On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

    Weakest - "This never happened to the other fella." - On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

    Moore:

    Best: - "You left this with Ferrara, I believe." - For Your Eyes Only

    Weakest: - "SIIIIIT!" - Octopussy

    Dalton:

    Best: - "Stuff my orders. I only kill professionals. That girl didn’t know one end of the rifle from the other. Go ahead, tell M what you want. If he fires me, I’ll thank him for it. Whoever she was, I must have scared the living daylights out of her." - The Living Daylights

    Weakest: - "Well then, I guess it’s a farewell to arms." - Licence to Kill

    Brosnan:

    Best: - "Interesting setup, Alec. You break into the Bank of England via computer and then transfer the money electronically, just seconds before you set off the GoldenEye, which erases any record of the transactions. Ingenious. But it still boils down to petty theft. In the end, you’re just a bank robber. Nothing more than a common thief." - GoldenEye

    Weakest: - "I thought Christmas only comes once a year." - The World Is Not Enough

    Craig:

    Best: - "Sorry. That last hand... nearly killed me." - Casino Royale

    Weakest: - "Madeline. How did they know I was HERRRE?!" - No Time To Die
  • GoldenGunGoldenGun Per ora e per il momento che verrà
    Posts: 7,134
    Sean
    Best: “No well-dressed man should be without one.” (TB)

    Worst: “I love you.” (YOLT)

    George
    Best: “It's all right. It's quite all right, really. She's having a rest. We'll be going on soon. There's no hurry, you see. We have all the time in the world.”

    Worst: “Let’s head for the trees!”

    Roger
    Best: “A water pistol?” (TMWTGG)

    Worst: “Would you like me to drive?” (TSWLM)

    Timothy
    Best: "Stuff my orders. I only kill professionals. That girl didn’t know one end of a rifle from the other. Go ahead, tell M what you want. If he fires me, I’ll thank him for it. Whoever she was, I must have scared the living daylights out of her." (TLD)

    Worst: “Come on!!!!!” (LTK)

    Pierce
    Best: “They’ll print anything these days.” (TND)

    Worst: “Especially when you’re bad.” (DAD)

    Daniel
    Best: "We are teachers on sabbatical, and we have just won the lottery." (in Spanish, QOS)

    Worst: “ I have no armor left. You stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me... Whatever is left of me, whatever I am... I'm yours.” (CR)

    BONUS: David
    Best: “I remember your chap Lenin very well. First class organizer. Second class mind.”

    Worst: “All this trouble just to make up for your feelings of sexual inferiority? I'm beginning to think your a trifle neurotic.“
  • Posts: 7,430
    GoldenGun wrote: »
    Sean
    Best: “No well-dressed man should be without one.” (TB)

    Worst: “I love you.” (YOLT)

    George
    Best: “It's all right. It's quite all right, really. She's having a rest. We'll be going on soon. There's no hurry, you see. We have all the time in the world.”

    Worst: “Let’s head for the trees!”

    Roger
    Best: “A water pistol?” (TMWTGG)

    Worst: “Would you like me to drive?” (TSWLM)

    Timothy
    Best: "Stuff my orders. I only kill professionals. That girl didn’t know one end of a rifle from the other. Go ahead, tell M what you want. If he fires me, I’ll thank him for it. Whoever she was, I must have scared the living daylights out of her." (TLD)

    Worst: “Come on!!!!!” (LTK)

    Pierce
    Best: “They’ll print anything these days.” (TND)

    Worst: “Especially when you’re bad.” (DAD)

    Daniel
    Best: "We are teachers on sabbatical, and we have just won the lottery." (in Spanish, QOS)

    Worst: “ I have no armor left. You stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me... Whatever is left of me, whatever I am... I'm yours.” (CR)

    BONUS: David
    Best: “I remember your chap Lenin very well. First class organizer. Second class mind.”

    Worst: “All this trouble just to make up for your feelings of sexual inferiority? I'm beginning to think your a trifle neurotic.“

    Hey GoldenGun, in LTK are you talking about the pts where Bond is ushering them into the helicopter? I absolutely love that moment, its a bit like the scene in QOS where Craig is trying to get the plane to climb higher!
  • mtmmtm United Kingdom
    Posts: 16,413
    I don't think any of these lines are delivered particularly badly! :) Maybe the "dead end" one from LTK, but even that's not terrible.
  • JamesCraigJamesCraig Ancient Rome
    edited November 2021 Posts: 3,497
    Mallory wrote: »
    A couple of duffers from Craig 🤣

    OF COURSE! Mr White (rolls eyes)

    Madeleine, how did they know I was HERRRE?


    The worst lines Bond has ever spoken are imho SO I'M GOING AFTAH HIM and This never happened to the other fella.

    Craig's worst is the HERRE line.
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