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BlofeldCatCapCon - Oh the Power...Part Deux

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  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    My hypnotapes were worth the price. Thank you, @Dragonpol.

    Caption this:
    l-I-am-so-offended-right-now.jpg
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,978
    "Y'think this is cute, Roger? Having your children draw happy little images of me would somehow cheer me up and brighten my day? I'm not impressed. Piss off and create something better."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    " so this is where the body was found ? Officer"
    " Bet they never counted on you being on the case,
    Inspector Tiddles of the yard !"
  • SuperheroSithSuperheroSith SE London
    Posts: 578
    "No, no, no, the spaceship wasn't a giant cat... what do I pay you for?"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited August 2015 Posts: 18,281
    The newFeline Museum of Modern Art failed to impress the top judge...and that was before he'd even entered it!
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Nice to see some entries already. Keep on.
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,281
    "Meow, is it me you're looking for?"*

    *Lionel Richie 'Hello' reference.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Kitty was not impressed with Banksy's latest effort !
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,281
    The feline equivalent of the Identikit was clearly still in its infancy...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    " you Sir, have captured my inner, Happy cat"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited August 2015 Posts: 18,281
    After all that effort drawing, Kitty had went and forgotten the rules to Hopscotch!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    My real skill is in water colours, said kitty
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,978
    "This is not what I meant when I said 'Paint me like one of your French girls.'"
  • KerimKerim Istanbul Not Constantinople
    edited August 2015 Posts: 2,629
    Somebody drew a picture of me once.

    It was awful.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Now show us on the drawing kitty, where did the nasty man touch you !
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    I have had a few laughs already, excellent work. Never stop.
  • Creasy47Creasy47 In Cuba with Natalya.Moderator
    Posts: 40,978
    "I see a sun, and I see a cat, but this is not what I meant when I asked you to draw me a picture of that 'hot pussy' you saw at the bar last weekend."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Kitty scowled, " When you said I find plenty of pussy on the
    Streets of Paris. This is not what I had in Mind!"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited August 2015 Posts: 18,281
    Dr Katt of the School of Anthropology at the University of Catsford dated these primitive cat drawings to around 35,004 years ago. The only thing was that he received his Doctorate by sending away the twelve coupons needed for it in on the tin of his favourite cat food, however.
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Screw it, I am entering one as well:

    He was so sore after trying to hump her a couple of times, but wasn t ready to give up just yet.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    Can you guess what it is yet ?
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    edited August 2015 Posts: 18,281
    "Do I have to judge this? I'd rather judge cabbages and I hate cabbages!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    I hope that's not supposed to be me !
    I've been working out, I'm much thinner than that !
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    On Britain's got talent Kitty didn't like Simon Cowell being
    Unimpressed ...
    " Kitty, where's the perspective, the shading the texture ?"
    Kitty has to think quickly ...
    " I've been on a rollercoaster of emotions, my grans sick, and
    I'm doing this for all the grumpy kittens in the world "
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,590
    His latest masterpiece really cemented his career.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy My Secret Lair
    Posts: 13,384
    " Did I draw that ?"
    " Me? How ?"
  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    Posts: 14,590
    "This drawing looks nothing like me! We're as different as chalk and cheese!"
  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
    Posts: 18,281
    The guide told Kitty that this was a mirror but she remained unconvinced.
  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
    Posts: 8,266
    Thunderfinger wrote: »
    My hypnotapes were worth the price. Thank you, @Dragonpol.

    Caption this:
    l-I-am-so-offended-right-now.jpg

    'So, who found it neccesarry to draw me in my masterplan to destroy the sun, eh?'
  • ThunderfingerThunderfinger Das Boot Hill
    Posts: 45,489
    Great work, everybody. Stay with it a few more days.

    Blofeld s Cat missed his best friend, Colonel Sun s cat.
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