007 Shared Universe??

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  • Creasy47 wrote: »
    This is now the greatest thread in the history of these forums. Pure, pure gold.

    I agree, the amount of laughs I have bursted out while reading some of these posts XD
  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Time to unearth this old gem.
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  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    I just had to do this. Idea by TheWizardOfIce, of course.

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  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    Haha that's brilliant! I'm also joining in the fun with Quentin Tarantino's version of Casino Royale. :))
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    I just had to do this. Idea by TheWizardOfIce, of course.

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    Priceless!!!!!
  • I have no idea what's supposed to be going on below the frame of that poster, but whatever it is, Vivien Leigh certainly appears barely bothered.
  • Major_BoothroydMajor_Boothroyd Republic of Isthmus
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    I have no idea what's supposed to be going on below the frame of that poster, but whatever it is, Vivien Leigh certainly appears barely bothered.

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  • TheWizardOfIceTheWizardOfIce 'One of the Internet's more toxic individuals'
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    Murdock wrote: »
    Time to unearth this old gem.
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    Classic stuff. I remember that game from years ago! The best level was the one where you had to go into M's office and stand in the background without anyone spotting you.
    mattjoes wrote: »
    I just had to do this. Idea by TheWizardOfIce, of course.

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    Top work Sir. I'll hum it you play it.

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    mattjoes wrote: »
    I just had to do this. Idea by TheWizardOfIce, of course.

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    That is just genius!!! Lol!!!
  • JamesBondKenyaJamesBondKenya Danny Boyle laughs to himself
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    I would watch a wint and kidd spin off film
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    The script for the Jinx spinoff was reportedly very good - gritty in style unlike DAD. In Fact P&W used ideas from that script in Casino Royale - so who knows, if the script is good ...
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Murdock wrote: »
    Haha that's brilliant! I'm also joining in the fun with Quentin Tarantino's version of Casino Royale. :))
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  • MurdockMurdock The minus world
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Murdock wrote: »
    Haha that's brilliant! I'm also joining in the fun with Quentin Tarantino's version of Casino Royale. :))
    9eAIB3il.jpg

    It was all me, James. It's always been me. The author of your weight gain.

    Well now it all makes sense. =))
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  • echoecho 007 in New York
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    I personally don't see the point in this shared universe.

    I mean... let's put it this way...

    Are they going to use all the 00-agents? Supposing that they go ahead and forget the absurd idea of bringing Q, M, Moneypenny and Tanner into the center...

    What are they going to do with those 00-agents? Tell the same James Bond thriller story just with the lead characters' names and genders changed?

    It will be pointless.
    They tried that. It was called The Bourne Legacy. And it was terrible.
    Roadphill wrote: »
    One can only imagine the possible delights of "Luigi Ferrara Begins"

    Its rare someone comes out with a line on here that I wish I'd written myself but that did give me a chuckle. Top work Sir.

    Although on reflection maybe 'Bibi Begins' for the alliteration?
    Neither will Rory Kinnear launch a Tanner series. End of.

    Thats a very pessimistic view to take old son. I pray on my knees thrice daily in front my Rory shrine that this will happen.

    Anyway I think people need to calm down. This is moronic clickbait of the most laughable kind. Lets not give the cretinous Jeff Sneider's inane scribblings any more oxygen. Babs is not an idiot. There is no way she is going to double down on what at best is a massive punt rather than put her energies into making one last film with the most bankable Bond since Connery.

    I just wish she'd get on with it.
    I'm with you. This is the most likely scenario for Bond 25. She's been whispering sweet nothings into Craig's ear and gently massaging his wrists since summer 2015 at least.

    I can't see which characters are ripe for an extended universe. Moneypenny and Q are basically one-note. We know very little about this M. Mr. White? Maybe a Vesper prequel with Mr. White? Nah, don't really want to put even that one out into the universe...
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    Murdock wrote: »
    mattjoes wrote: »
    Murdock wrote: »
    Haha that's brilliant! I'm also joining in the fun with Quentin Tarantino's version of Casino Royale. :))
    9eAIB3il.jpg

    It was all me, James. It's always been me. The author of your weight gain.

    Well now it all makes sense. =))
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    Okay, I'll stop now.
  • mattjoesmattjoes Julie T. and the M.G.'s
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    echo wrote: »
    I personally don't see the point in this shared universe.

    I mean... let's put it this way...

    Are they going to use all the 00-agents? Supposing that they go ahead and forget the absurd idea of bringing Q, M, Moneypenny and Tanner into the center...

    What are they going to do with those 00-agents? Tell the same James Bond thriller story just with the lead characters' names and genders changed?

    It will be pointless.
    They tried that. It was called The Bourne Legacy. And it was terrible.
    Roadphill wrote: »
    One can only imagine the possible delights of "Luigi Ferrara Begins"

    Its rare someone comes out with a line on here that I wish I'd written myself but that did give me a chuckle. Top work Sir.

    Although on reflection maybe 'Bibi Begins' for the alliteration?
    Neither will Rory Kinnear launch a Tanner series. End of.

    Thats a very pessimistic view to take old son. I pray on my knees thrice daily in front my Rory shrine that this will happen.

    Anyway I think people need to calm down. This is moronic clickbait of the most laughable kind. Lets not give the cretinous Jeff Sneider's inane scribblings any more oxygen. Babs is not an idiot. There is no way she is going to double down on what at best is a massive punt rather than put her energies into making one last film with the most bankable Bond since Connery.

    I just wish she'd get on with it.
    I'm with you. This is the most likely scenario for Bond 25. She's been whispering sweet nothings into Craig's ear and gently massaging his wrists since summer 2015 at least.

    I can't see which characters are ripe for an extended universe. Moneypenny and Q are basically one-note. We know very little about this M. Mr. White? Maybe a Vesper prequel with Mr. White? Nah, don't really want to put even that one out into the universe...

    In fact, all creating a Bond universe would do is weaken James Bond by forcing him to share his world with other characters. It would make him out to be a character not interesting enough by himself to stand alone in his own universe.

    On a related note, I'd say in the last two films, we've seen a bit of focus being taken away from Bond through the "Whitehall Brigade", as Sam Mendes calls it. Nothing wrong with that, for a change (in fact I'd say I've enjoyed seeing M getting in on the action), but that's a trend that I wouldn't want to see continue in the long run. It doesn't seem viable and would probably be detrimental to the Bond films and the Bond character, just like the idea of a Bond universe.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Another way to test the waters is just use Bond and have him show up other places in other franchises. It needs some careful decision-making and tasteful choices, but offers a means to extend Bond's range without a big commitment or risk of failure affecting the filmmakers own main (= Bond) projects.

    A safe method to advertise their product between Bond films and keep him in public memory,
    baiting future attendance in theaters.
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  • DrunkIrishPoetDrunkIrishPoet The Amber Coast
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    As everyone knows, the original novel for “Planet of the Apes” was written by Pierre Boulle—the same man who wrote the novel of “The Bridge on the River Kwai” (also a hit film). I’m sure you can see where I’m going with this.

    THE BRIDGE ON THE PLANET OF THE APES!

    Okay, so the apes are trying to build this bridge, see, and they have human slaves doing most of the grunt work. But the project is stalled until one day the apes capture a civil engineer, and this civil engineer is all like, “You apes don’t know the first thing about building a bridge. Now, I can build this bridge for you but we have to do it my way. I’m going to need total authority. More material. And better conditions for my workers: more food, longer rest periods, et cetera.”

    The apes eventually cave in to his demands, and at first the other humans are relieved and grateful to have the extra food and extra rest and all… but eventually they’re all like, “Whoa! If we ever finish building this bridge on the planet of the apes, then Katie bar the door!” So the conflict here is not only ape vs man and man vs nature and nature vs technology, but also man vs man. You can see the potential for drama.

    Well, inevitably the day comes when the damn bridge on the planet of the apes is finally finished, and the civil engineer is all proud of himself for like a minute, but then he sees the army of monkeys lining up to come charging across the bridge, and then he’s all like, “My god, what have I done?” But just as the ape army is in the middle of the bridge…

    (SPOILER)

    …swooping out of the sky with a machine pistol blazing in each hand comes a one-man army named JAMES BOND! And he’s wearing his demolition Derby!!* And he blows up that bridge real good!!!

    Madness. Cue music.

    JAMES BOND WILL RETURN in “GORILLAFINGER”

    (Note: in this story, James Bond does not—repeat, does NOT—get the girl. Trust me.)

    *or possibly a top hat.

    Warm regards,
    DIP
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    The next Bond car:
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    John Terry is James Bond in 'A View to a shag'

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    barryt007 wrote: »
    John Terry is James Bond in 'A View to a shag'

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  • DragonpolDragonpol https://thebondologistblog.blogspot.com
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    As everyone knows, the original novel for “Planet of the Apes” was written by Pierre Boulle—the same man who wrote the novel of “The Bridge on the River Kwai” (also a hit film). I’m sure you can see where I’m going with this.

    THE BRIDGE ON THE PLANET OF THE APES!

    Okay, so the apes are trying to build this bridge, see, and they have human slaves doing most of the grunt work. But the project is stalled until one day the apes capture a civil engineer, and this civil engineer is all like, “You apes don’t know the first thing about building a bridge. Now, I can build this bridge for you but we have to do it my way. I’m going to need total authority. More material. And better conditions for my workers: more food, longer rest periods, et cetera.”

    The apes eventually cave in to his demands, and at first the other humans are relieved and grateful to have the extra food and extra rest and all… but eventually they’re all like, “Whoa! If we ever finish building this bridge on the planet of the apes, then Katie bar the door!” So the conflict here is not only ape vs man and man vs nature and nature vs technology, but also man vs man. You can see the potential for drama.

    Well, inevitably the day comes when the damn bridge on the planet of the apes is finally finished, and the civil engineer is all proud of himself for like a minute, but then he sees the army of monkeys lining up to come charging across the bridge, and then he’s all like, “My god, what have I done?” But just as the ape army is in the middle of the bridge…

    (SPOILER)

    …swooping out of the sky with a machine pistol blazing in each hand comes a one-man army named JAMES BOND! And he’s wearing his demolition Derby!!* And he blows up that bridge real good!!!

    Madness. Cue music.

    JAMES BOND WILL RETURN in “GORILLAFINGER”

    (Note: in this story, James Bond does not—repeat, does NOT—get the girl. Trust me.)

    *or possibly a top hat.

    Warm regards,
    DIP

    Yay, @DrunkIrishPoet is back in action! :)
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    I'm close-holding my Zombie Bond idea. For now.
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    If the rumour is true, and I wouldn't be surprised, then it shows that the owners of Bond, Broccoli and Wilson, and the writers of Bond, Purvis & Wade, lost all inspiration and creativity. I think they all got tired of the Bond franchise. And it's not just this rumour, it has been going on for a year or so now. Barbara Broccoli prefers to invest her money in Broadway productions. Michael Wilson keeps photographing for his photography collection or he indulges in his work for the Tate Modern Museum. Son Gregg Wilson prefers touring around the globe with his other hobby; electronical music. Purvis & Wade themselves take the Bond franchise way way too seriously, by saying nothing can be written anymore because the Silva's and Blofeld's from the films have become reality. And actor (and co-producer no less!) Daniel Craig doesn't even think about his fans, his Bond fans, by saying "Ooowh, I'm just too tired right now, but count on my return!!".

    Ooowh, and I haven't even mentioned the continuous drag of movie company MGM, who owns the franchise half, but can't even distribute! The Bond films are always dependent on outside film distributors who like to come onboard for a nasty little percentage of the overall margin!

    Add to that the sheer enthusiasm, from a producer's perspective and from the perspective of cast & crew, from competing action/spy franchises like Kingsman, Mission: Impossible, X-Men and even Fast & Furious, and I become highly depressed! Hugh Jackman, Tom Cruise, Colin Firth and many other big actors love to be part of longlasting franchises. Daniel Craig however puts up a middlefinger to his Bond role and Barbara Broccoli tolerates it in the meantime.

    The current state of the Bond franchise....tires me, makes me feel depressed. I really think 'Cubby's' adage "Don't let them screw it up" needs to be looked upon again. Because I think 'they' are screwing it up right now. This latest rumour in which supposedly EON Productions seems to be interested in a Bond Cinematic Universe makes me shiver. Not to mention the fact that Babs & Michael doesn't even care about the big Bond fan community and their input! So before Barbara goes battling for more diversity in British films, perhaps she should first consult with her loyal fanbase! Now that's what I call real diversity, real out-of-the-box thinking.

    I am a big Bond fan. But like I said last year.......do not expect a new Bond film as early as late 2019 or even late 2020. That in itself is bad for the market value and brand recognition of the Bond franchise as well. Slowly yet steadily other spy-/action franchises will take over the void that Bond is leaving behind.
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    Ooowh, and I haven't even mentioned the continuous drag of movie company MGM, who owns the franchise half, but can't even distribute! The Bond films are always dependent on outside film distributors who like to come onboard for a nasty little percentage of the overall margin!
    While I agree that MGM's continued screw ups have harmed the release timing on more occasions than I would like, I don't think we can blame the distributors. From what I understand, they make next to nothing while shouldering much of the risk. MGM/EON are the ones who run away with most of the profits.
    I really think 'Cubby's' adage "Don't let them screw it up" needs to be looked upon again. Because I think 'they' are screwing it up right now.
    Didn't Craig say something almost identical about his possible successor in the infamous Time Out interview? I seem to recall that anyway. Ironic.
    I am a big Bond fan. But like I said last year.......do not expect a new Bond film as early as late 2019 or even late 2020. That in itself is bad for the market value and brand recognition of the Bond franchise as well. Slowly yet steadily other spy-/action franchises will take over the void that Bond is leaving behind.
    While you could be right on the timing, I don't think there's anything to worry about regarding the brand. It's bulletproof. As long as they recast and come back with a suspenseful premise and with a serious director all will be well. The brand value is intact and is stronger than any competing franchise. What's unique is that it is separate from the incumbent (unlike competing franchises). Bond is very much the brand, and not the incumbent actor.
  • edited July 2017 Posts: 11,119
    You know my arguments, you know my current sentiment about the Bond franchise :-).

    By the way, I don't blame the distributors. Read carefully. I blame the current legal structure of the Bond franchise. That's what sucks. Everytime an outside distributor, like Sony for the past four films, needs to come onboard for a peanuts percentage of the profits. That's unfair, and that makes the Bond franchise less attractive to new partners. EON and MGM need to come with a much better offer on the table. Because as it is right now, WE DON'T HAVE a new distributor at all.

    Regarding Daniel Craig: He can't use the media to his own advantage, and to Bond's advantage. His mixed signals are certainly not helpful. Although I want Daniel Craig to come back, his overall sentiment and feeling to me seems the one of an actor that is not very happy with it all. Actually very much like George Lazenby. Again, I want Craig to return, but the man might be embracing his wonderful typecasted role a bit more. Nothing wrong to be typecasted. The late Sir Roger Moore could teach Craig a lesson on that.

    But then again, I am saying so much more. It's not only Craig, it's also Purvis, Wade, Broccoli Sr. and Jr., Wilson.....they all have this lacklustre, negative aura right now concerning Bond. It makes me puke!
  • bondjamesbondjames You were expecting someone else?
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    Regarding Daniel Craig: He can't use the media to his own advantage, and to Bond's advantage. His mixed signals are certainly not helpful. Although I want Daniel Craig to come back, his overall sentiment and feeling to me seems the one of an actor that is not very happy with it all. Actually very much like George Lazenby. Again, I want Craig to return, but the man might be embracing his wonderful typecasted role a bit more. Nothing wrong to be typecasted. The late Sir Roger Moore could teach Craig a lesson on that.!
    Craig is a bit like Dalton to me. He sees this as a job and not a career. I personally don't want him back, because I think he's done what he had to with the role. They are moving away from the type of characterization which suits his acting style best. I actually agree with his sentiments in the Time Out interview. Time for him to move on and do some real acting again, which he seems to be doing. He will feel much better as a result.
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