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BondCapCon - No Friggin in the Riggin...Part Deux

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  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
    edited August 4 Posts: 14,704
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    During pre-production of Dalton's third Bond film The Probability of A Lay-off, he insisted on doing the gun barrel sequence for real. Hence no third film.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Accurate, Dependable, Safe.
    Made with Two Positive Cylinder Locks.

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Memories aren't
    the only things that
    should last a lifetime.

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  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    "Time to harvest some Belushi caviar."
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The lesson from the smith and wesson
    is depressin'.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    By the time Dalton showed up
    at the Bond 17 script brainstorming session
    with a big revolver and wearing a badge
    the producers had already decided
    to go with James Bond Jr.

  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    The new James Bond... living on the badge.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Released from his contract to play James Bond,
    actor Timothy Dalton finally had the freedom to take on
    the vanity projects that really meant the most to him.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Back in the 90s, the delay to BOND 17
    approached the epic pause from BOND 25 to 26
    and actor Timothy Dalton became
    understandably unhinged.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Louisiana sheriff and
    Dalton doppelgänger Maynard Sanders III
    delighted in play-acting the actor's roles on duty
    to the consternation of his constituents.

  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Maynard Sanders III
    :))
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    The honorary sheriffship from Lafayette Parish, Louisiana,
    quickly went to Dalton's head.

  • SimonSimon Keeping The British End Up...
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    Tim's smile soon disappeared as he looked at his audience and realised his stint as a Children's Party entertainer may have gone too far.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Letting go is hard.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    So.
    Did you watch the 2024 Paris Olympics?!?


  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    In this scene from Daltonator 2: Retirement Day, the Daltonator (Timothy Dalton) has disguised himself as a sheriff in order to locate and assassinate his replacement as James Bond, actor Pierce Brosnan (Maxwell Caulfield). Here, we see him interrogating United Artists executive John Calley (Jim Belushi) regarding Brosnan's whereabouts.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited August 16 Posts: 13,958


    Dalton's non-Bond films shared lines with Brosnan Bond, like:

    "Don't blow it all at once."
    "The writing is on the wall."
    (Another character: "Along with the rest of him.")
    "Standard operating procedure. Boys with toys."
    "Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex."
    "Beg your pardon, forgot to knock."
    "Buy me a pint."
    "Where is she?!?"
    " Then let's start with what you do know."



  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Remember the first rule of gunfighting ...
    Have a gun.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Ideas pull the trigger, but instinct loads the gun.
    (Don Marquis)

  • mattjoesmattjoes Pay more attention to your chef
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    Okay, I think it's been enough. There were plenty of laughs (thanks everyone), but it's time to wrap it up before things turn nasssty.

    Honorable mention goes to @RichardTheBruce. Can't help but laugh when thinking of good ol' Maynard and his crazy Dalton impressions.
    RichardTheBruce wrote: »
    Louisiana sheriff and
    Dalton doppelgänger Maynard Sanders III
    delighted in play-acting the actor's roles on duty
    to the consternation of his constituents.

    And the winner is @Simon, who said it all with this witty caption.
    Simon wrote: »
    Tim's smile soon disappeared as he looked at his audience and realised his stint as a Children's Party entertainer may have gone too far.

    Well done, @Simon! You win two tickets to the next children's party to be held wherever you live (terms and conditions may apply).
  • SimonSimon Keeping The British End Up...
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    mattjoes wrote: »
    Well done, @Simon! You win two tickets to the next children's party to be held wherever you live (terms and conditions may apply).

    As a man without children, this feels deeply inappropriate :D

    Are gifs allowed here? If so, have at it with this one:

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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    To producer Barbara Broccoli’s credit,
    she did not greenlight all of Craig's ideas.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    An early SP story concept focused on
    James Bond's evil twin brother and his
    non-verbal forms of expression.

    (Scrapped only when Craig demanded
    double the pay for the double-role.)

  • CommanderRossCommanderRoss The bottom of a pitch lake in Eastern Trinidad, place called La Brea
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    The leaked audition of Craig for 'one night in Paris'.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Turns out, letting go is not so hard after all.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Short of the threatened slashing of wrists,
    Daniel Craig's other attempts at getting
    released from the Bond role also failed.

  • QBranchQBranch Always have an escape plan. Mine is watching James Bond films.
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    Rachel had been concerned for some time now.
  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
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    Craig starts this crap.
    Everyone leaves the rooftop party.

  • RichardTheBruceRichardTheBruce I'm motivated by my Duty.
    edited September 14 Posts: 13,958
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    Bond film paydays are always a joy.

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